MB For Senate: An Out-of-this-World Experience

[Dr. MB]

I won't let you down.

[SevenEleven]

If I vote for you, will you still probe me?

[Dr. MB]

If I vote for you, will you still probe me?

If you're into that I can make an accommodation I guess

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

As the father of the Western people, I will endorse MB for senator. Alien abductions are a salient issue for my constituents. Eastern cigar-chompers and egghead intellectuals have long scoffed at our claims that extraterrestrial life has visited Earth: while they sit high in their ivory towers, our farmers are being probed by a higher intelligence and deposited in cornfields in some cases hundreds of miles from their homes. I believe Frémonters will turn out for MB in large numbers as the only candidate brave enough to speak on this vital issue.

[Dr. MB]

As the father of the Western people, I will endorse MB for senator. Alien abductions are a salient issue for my constituents. Eastern cigar-chompers and egghead intellectuals have long scoffed at our claims that extraterrestrial life has visited Earth: while they sit high in their ivory towers, our farmers are being probed by a higher intelligence and deposited in cornfields in some cases hundreds of miles from their homes. I believe Frémonters will turn out for MB in large numbers as the only candidate brave enough to speak on this vital issue.

And don't forget that I was abducted myself at a campaign rally in Utah! As President one of my first actions was to declassify UFO-related documents but perhaps because of GM unwillingness... or maybe even some secret threats from unseen entities - they still haven't seen the light of day. As Senator I'll make sure the truth gets out. Thanks for your endorsement.

[Politics Fan]

Endorsed!

[GM Team Member and Deputy PPT WB]

Don’t threaten me with a good time

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

Endorsed! But I'll keep on probing myself, thank you.

[P. Clodius Pulcher did nothing wrong]

So true. Endorsed!

[n1240]

Endorsed

[Joey1996]

Endorsed

[Dr. MB]

Thank you, thank you very much for electing me. I'll get straight to the point. I've got a few priorities for the new session:

1. pass a rules package (that should be the #1 priority for all 18 new senators)
2. address deregistration
3. close the ambiguity around deleted posts by passing a grace period, or asking the admin to code the voting booth to prevent deletion
4. ask the GM for an update on the UFO situation
5. mandatory split terms instead of runoffs for presidential elections

[wxtransit]

1. pass a rules package (that should be the #1 priority for all 18 new senators)

Sorry to say, but that's actually my priority #2, just behind swearing in.