NASO IN BUTTS

[Keystone Phil]

Keystone Phil: Ladies and gentlemen, your men, Mike Naso and Mike Assad!


Naso and Assad walk on stage, strolling arm in arm. Stevie Wonder's "Signed, Sealed, Delivered" blasts over the speakers. Naso walks to the microphone stand as Assad chats with supporters.

Naso: We're here!

CHEERS

Naso: Folks, our arrival was a bit unexpected. We're here in Butts county, Georgia when we were supposed to attend a rally in Bucks county, Pennsylvania!


LAUGHTER/CHEERS/BURPING

Naso: That's ok though. We're glad to be here, racking up more support. I am glad my running mate could join us. He is a man of honor and an honorable man. For peace in the Middle East, put this man in the Vice Presidency!

CHEERS/SOFTER BURPING

Naso: I'm tired of the same old, same old out of Nyman. Hey, speaking of Nyman. Wouldn't it be great to send me back to that great city named after the man I beat to become Senator?

WILD CHEERING

Naso: We'll do it! We need to bring back morality, we need to bring back a tax cutting philosophy, we need to bring back a government that cares when their people are in the middle of a CAT 5!

APPLAUSE/PBRUNSEL NODS HEAD

Naso: Vote for this ticket and you'll never be sorry. Thank you!


Naso and Assad join arms and wave to the hundreds of supporters.

[YRABNNRM]

Why isn't Naso delivering this speech himself?

THE PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!

[jerusalemcar5]

Why am I not surprised that Naso is in butts.  HE NEEDS TO PULL HIS HEAD OF ALL THESE BUTTS AND LEARN ABOUT THE TRUE ATLASIAN!

[YRABNNRM]

Why am I not surprised that Naso is in butts.  HE NEEDS TO PULL HIS HEAD OF ALL THESE BUTTS AND LEARN ABOUT THE TRUE ATLASIAN!

YES! MY FRIEND OVER HERE KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT!


FREEDOM FOR ALL ATLASIANS!