A people's history of the Libertarian Party

[Boobs]

A People's History of the Libertarian Party :

In the Virginville, PA public library in 1974, three Teenager boys - Alfie Regislate, Dave Houghton, and Tim McCandless - all started studying the Constitution and the Gold Standard... The Virginville Public Library had an interesting name - The Virgina Public Library, the original public library in the state of Virginia. As you may remember, the library served only those who paid to use the facility, a policy that was changed in 1966 to become the state-wide system of the Commonwealth. These three boys were in the first grade at the time of the study. In the Virginville public library at the time the three boys were studying the Constitution, there was a small group of kids who were studying the Gold Standard. These children had no idea what they were studying until they were told it was a study on the Constitution. So they were fascinated with the Constitution and asked lots of questions to their teacher. Alfie, Dave, and Tim had always studied subjects that they were interested in, but they had no idea how to do it. Their teacher explained the principles of the Constitution, and then they began studying them. This was a new era. The next year the library took a national tour with the kids on one side of the country and the kids from Virginia on the other side. The kids who were studying the Gold Standard said "we are reading about it" and talked to their teacher about it. Alfie and Dave and Tim were fascinated. In the schoolroom in Virginia, they were amazed at what was on the page - just words and numbers. But when they were talking to their teacher in Virginia, they knew they were studying a very interesting subject. One day the teacher got a letter from a woman in Virginia that said that her son has written to the Virginia State Library. And she wanted him to see what he had done. In Virginia, the kids are told they are studying the Constitution, but in Virginia the kids are being taught that they are studying the Gold Standard. The Virginia kids were being taught that the Constitution and Gold Standard are two different subjects.

Alfie, Dave, and Joseph decided it was time to start a party that believed in limited government, premarital sex and tax rebates for breast implants: The Lbiertain Party.

When the group hit their first milestone, the launch of Lbiertain's first campaign, they had three options: to raise no money, to do the same amount but give it to charity, or raise just the right amount to cover expenses. The group felt they had no choice but to give to charity.

"We wanted to give to charity. We felt we had to," Jacob said. "I think we gave to charity too little, not too much. I think we gave enough to charities to make sure that we didn't go into debt on it."


For the next two years, Lbiertain put out a magazine for their fundraiser each year.


But the money was tight, and so Lbiertain began to think beyond the magazine. The foursome set out to write a new constitution.


"We thought it was going to be important to put this out as a statement about not just our thoughts, but also about what we wanted to do and what we wanted to stand for. We knew we would have to do a lot of that work."


Lbiertain then began putting out their first pamphlet as a draft.


"I would come up with all the topics and put them out. The next thing I would do was start writing. I worked with a pretty good dictionary; my spelling was pretty good. And I wrote up a bunch of articles and pamphlets and we did all those and the first document came out in January, 2010. We did it by hand. It was printed on newsprint. But it was our first draft," Lbiertain said.


"It really came out to just about the same time we were doing a newspaper because that was our first draft. But when you get past the preliminary draft and then the final, I think that's when it starts to make sense. The final document was not perfect," Jacob said.


The new constitution was meant to be a vision statement, which they hoped would be interpreted by people as a set of principles to work from in case of a conflict.


When Alfie died in 2001, his brain was implanted in a bizarre woman named Helen, who claimed she had a relationship with Alfie and was pregnant with him.

Fashion designer Alfie Allen was killed by gun

In 2004, Helen told the police Alfie was still alive. She called Alfie "the beautiful boy, with a wonderful spirit."

Helen was convicted of perjury and made to sit in prison for a year, before becoming a ward of court.

When her family had to bury Alfie, Helen's claims became stronger and stronger.

[Dr. MB]

Dude, let me tell you about the history of the sh!ttiest party in existence: the Libertarians. The Libertarian Party was formed in the 70s by some angry assholes, like me, and some rich white dudes that wanted to start a party but couldn't find anyone willing to get on board with them. I wrote some sh!tty sh!t that would get my name put on the sex offender registry.

A young man named George McGovern (who was basically a bunch of sh!t) was running the party at the time. He came up with some really cool ideas that involved a minimum wage increase, a minimum wage tax, and maybe starting an armed militia movement to fight the evil forces that were invading Iraq. The party began holding elections in states. They got pretty good and got endorsed by some other idiots, like Richard Feynman and James Hansen. George made the mistake of running on that sh!t and his vote was not taken in.

In 1977, one of his supporters (and possibly the only person who was willing to vote for him) got shot by the KKK in front of his house. George lost his f**king mind, threw an AK-47 (he loved shotguns, too) at the guy's face, and told his followers, "Now go down to the Klan's house and beat them, too, until their black faces bleed." The local Klan members were not happy with George's decision to kick out his supporter, and they attacked him around the country. He escaped and turned to anarchism and came up with a f**king brilliant plan that ended up changing the entire country forever. Basically, it took all the guns, the money, the media, and the people from the KKK to start a revolution that would end up bringing everything back to its original place, which was, you know, how it was meant to be. After all, it all started because George forgot to put a damn dent in his ass.


George's idea was to raise the wage to make the world work for everyone. After years of doing absolutely nothing, George's idea finally reached the point where he was able to make enough money to live on. That's about how many f**king years after George got kicked out of the KKK, the world started to move in that direction. People got paid more for their labor, food, clothing, gas, electricity, housing, and the freedom they'd been starving for. The system of government was slowly, ever so slowly, giving everyone an income they could live on. And if it was a bit too much, maybe people could just take their sh!t. Not to mention George was still pissed because people refused to listen to him. So he just wrote up a new system that would let everyone take their sh!t if they wanted. And everyone in the world, who was not in a f**king klan prison was free to do just that. All he had to do was to wait for people to start acting up. He would wait until someone made enough noise to bring back society to its original place and that would be the start of something called the revolution. As soon as they did that, everything would turn back to normal. You didn't need to be a member of a racist organization to start your own business, get your own car and be able to have a family. Everyone could do that.

Now one night George got drunk and hit his head on some stairs. When he came out the next day he was bleeding from the head and had cuts on his face. He was in a coma and had lost more than half his hair. He was a wreck for a week before he regained consciousness and began to move. He started making movies and eventually started a foundation to help people with mental health issues. The foundation was funded by his parents and some of the KKK members to raise money for his brother. So after the break, George did a lot of fundraising and got himself a $100,000 investment in a new movie studio.

So now his goal is to bring everyone into love and to make everyone an independent businessman. He doesn't want the klansmen to have any control over his own actions. Now people from all parts of the country get together to decide what they can eat in a store and how many toys to play with to have as a birthday gift.

[Ancestral Republican]

What the hell am I reading?

[Battista Minola 1616]

Yes, this has the same credibility as Howard Zinn's writings.

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

thank you richard, this is an    excellent read

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The Libertarian Baby walked on it's hands and knees. Hungry and cold, it tried for its mother. The mother did not respond to Libertarian baby's cries for help. Libertarian Baby kept screaming, except this time he did it with much more force as to shatter the house.

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa," said Libertarian baby

"What do you want Libertarian Baby," here mother said in a miffed voice. "I already fed you today. Why don't you start trying to feed yourself. I'm so sick and tired of always caring for you. You need to learn individual responsibility."

Libertarian Baby decided to pull himself up by the bootstraps, but he did not have the muscles to move independently. Libertarian Baby screamed for mother to move her. She did not respond theis time.

"I need food" libertarian baby said. "Mommy isn't going to help me, so I must do it all by myself."

Libertarian baby, stuck on his back, tried with all his might to flip himself over, but with no avail. He remembered that mother said that humans had free will. Even though his body was weak, he did not believe he was not predetermined to stay in such a position.

He failed to get into proper position. Mommy had left the house. Their was nobody around to help Libertarian baby. It was getting hotter and mommy forgot to turn on the AC. Libertarian Baby was getting hot, but only he could rely on himself to stay cool. Libertarian Baby stopped trying to flip himself over. He knew it was his personal responsibility as his mother said to move himself around.

Libertarian Baby soon died afterwards. The practices of the family resulted in both of them going to jail.

[Kingpoleon]

Congrats Howard! You’ve gotten much better at writing.

Edit: Wait, didn’t you die?