Former PA Lt. Gov Mike Stack pursuing comedy career

[Mike Thick]

Former PA Lt. Gov. Mike Stack hits Hollywood with new standup comedy act

The veteran Northeast Philly pol is now out in Los Angeles pursuing a longtime dream of getting into comedy and acting, his former campaign manager Marty Marks confirmed.

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He really hates the kids these days, it seems.

“Mikey likes it, but you know what Mikey really f***ing hates?” Stack asks a small crowd in one stand-up video. “It’s our treasure, our jewels, our future — it’s f***ing teenagers. Can not f***ing stand them.”

The joke goes on. Stack complains about a group of teens he saw in a Starbucks who were spending too much time on their iPhones too while drinking something called “caramel cappuccino motherf***ing ridiculoso.” He really disapproves of the smartphones, suggesting kids are suicidal from spending too much time glued to the screen.

“Get on the opioids, get off the iPhone,” Stack said. “Rather put you in the f***ing rehab, then in the f***ing ground.”

[Pouring Rain and Blairing Music]

I’ll do him a solid and write a joke that he can use:



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[Roll Roons]

"The Gang Does Stand-Up"

[Kingpoleon]

To hear such filthy language coming from someone so marginally attractive is frankly very unpleasant.

[Skunk]

To hear such filthy language coming from someone so marginally attractive is frankly very unpleasant.

There are so many things wrong with this sentence.

[brucejoel99]

This article is 7 months old.

[Mike Thick]

This article is 7 months old.

Does it matter?

[DINGO Joe]

This article is 7 months old.

Does it matter?

Great comedy is timeless

[Kingpoleon]

To hear such filthy language coming from someone so marginally attractive is frankly very unpleasant.

There are so many things wrong with this sentence.

Name nine.

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

A 57 year old man complaining about kids using iPhones and drinking Starbucks? Boy, what a creative angle.

[Nutmeg]

A 57 year old man complaining about kids using iPhones and drinking Starbucks? Boy, what a creative angle.

I did like the caramel ridiculoso reference

[Sir Mohamed]

Biggest joke about the dude is coming in 4th in a primary as an incumbent.

[LabourJersey]

Former PA Lt. Gov. Mike Stack hits Hollywood with new standup comedy act

The veteran Northeast Philly pol is now out in Los Angeles pursuing a longtime dream of getting into comedy and acting, his former campaign manager Marty Marks confirmed.

...

He really hates the kids these days, it seems.

“Mikey likes it, but you know what Mikey really f***ing hates?” Stack asks a small crowd in one stand-up video. “It’s our treasure, our jewels, our future — it’s f***ing teenagers. Can not f***ing stand them.”

The joke goes on. Stack complains about a group of teens he saw in a Starbucks who were spending too much time on their iPhones too while drinking something called “caramel cappuccino motherf***ing ridiculoso.” He really disapproves of the smartphones, suggesting kids are suicidal from spending too much time glued to the screen.

“Get on the opioids, get off the iPhone,” Stack said. “Rather put you in the f***ing rehab, then in the f***ing ground.”

These jokes were dated a decade ago.

[Esteemed Jimmy]

Biggest joke about the dude is coming in 4th in a primary as an incumbent.