The Manifesto of Intents

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

This revolutionary organization has the courage to openly declare that attempting to fix Atlasia by registering and participating in the so-called political process is never going to achieve said goal. The structure is rotten to the core because the people that run Atlasia, both from the right and the "left", are rotten to the core. Their soul are shallow and bleak, their veins are flowing with slime instead of red hot blood, and they are known eaters of broken meats. I admit I don't even know who's the "President" now, since it's a meaningless office, just as every other office, and the person "holding" it is no diffrent than a reptile, a man's foot is incapable of crushing, like most "Presidents" before. Their bodily fluids are impure, just as impure are their criminal thoughts and deeds. There was a time when Atlasia had heroes it need now more than even, but does not deserve. We all remember John, the perpetual Governor of Iowa who stuck to his won (t)issues and gave people food and words. He even prayed for the people he hated. We all remember Al, whom mere presence caused establishment hacks to s**t their britches. And we all remember General Mustafa Sese Obiang, a legendary partisan whose deeds are unsurpassed. If you don't remember him, that's because known assholes wiped the Atlasia wiki clean. Restoring memories of the great men from the past should be our primary concern. Prophets are not born, they are made on the trail of fire and sweat. The time of reconking is coming, we are ing raging. If you are afraid it means you're a slave already, and the slavers are sipping their kool aid on their porches. The legacy of an old cemetery in Prague shines like a lightbulb in a darkened room in your typical Austrian basement. The cries of tormented virgins will haunt your ears when you close your eyes and sneezing won't ease your discomfort. Just like a bunch of mattress didn't help the Princess and the Pea. It irritated her skin just like fake news are irritating your brain cells every time you open the 2020 board, which is more of a wretched hive of scum and villainy than Mos Eisley and kebab bar at Dobra Street in Warsaw put together. This is basically what I'm trying to articulate, similarly to a certain Captain Simonini educated readers would know from Umberto Eco's writings, which are second in terms of style and the originality of thought to OC's musings on genealogy. Musings primitive brains can't comprehend, just as they can't comprehend the beauty of dadaism and other fine arts. To say that is all would be a gross mystification, for does the flow of water end? It's an never-endind cycle made possible by water turning into steam, forming clouds and producing rain, that soaks the tormented earth we step on.

[PSOL]

Well ok then

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Well ok then

This answer is close enough to correct. You may now leave via the door behind you.

[Former President tack50]

Oh hello Kal! Would you mind registering in Atlasia? Ideally as a member of the Labor Party? Thank you!

[At-Large Senator LouisvilleThunder]

Oh hello Kal! Would you mind registering in Atlasia? Ideally as a member of the Labor Party? Thank you!

Did you read anything he just said?

[Pericles]

RIP me.

[Former President tack50]

Oh hello Kal! Would you mind registering in Atlasia? Ideally as a member of the Labor Party? Thank you!

Did you read anything he just said?

Yes but who cares. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

[S019]

What is this thread? Is it asking people to update the Wiki?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

What is this thread? Is it asking people to update the Wiki?

Its pretty clear what this is:

This revolutionary organization has

The Revolution is not a thread calling for minor baby steps, a petition for action, an attempt to ask nicely for people to get some minor tweaks made to the wiki. It cannot be done with elegance and courtesy. The Revolution is an act of violence by which one class overthrows another.
- Slightly modified quote from Mao Tse Tung

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

This revolutionary organization has the courage to openly declare that attempting to fix Atlasia by registering and participating in the so-called political process is never going to achieve said goal. The structure is rotten to the core because the people that run Atlasia, both from the right and the "left", are rotten to the core.

Senator, I have a question.

Why are you so bad?

Thanks.

Because I'm bad to the bone.

Honest answer from a honest politician!

There is always a quote.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

The authentic tree of knowledge is burning in perpetuity without falling to ashes, because we forsake primitive sensibilities in favor of the noble pursuit of enlightened deeds and words. Choosing to entangle oneself in the so-called mainstream political process is no noble deed and cannot give birth to enlightened words. For it is a primitive sensibility we abhor and decry, not unlike a vulgar carnal knowledge of a half-mule, half-man and half-pig, conceived by the devil himself and a fallen Patagonian wench in the course of ancient and secretive masonic ritual at the Old Cemetery in Prague, where all evil plots are being hatched and put into motion. One has no alternative but to seek enlightened deeds and words. Those who do shall drink from the fountain of grace, and those who won't shall be consuming an odious mixture of kool aid and ghoul's urine. It is said. The quote you've brought forward to irritate our eyes is as true as the satanic verses, he put into the book to confuse and despoil all who claim to know how to distinguish a letter from a letter.

[Continential]

Kalwejt for President!

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Kalwejt for President!

Presidency is a deception, much like a shadow figure in the ancient Chinese theatre. It is being conceived and utilized by immature minds to confuse and spiritually deflower those who are yet to see the tree of historical accuracy on their own eyes, for the instruments of their vision are yet to flourish and acquire immunity one need to spot the truth and reject deceptions. Certain beings can call itselves by the aforementioned title, but they're only toying with their flawed perceptions, for in reality they are somewhat less of a vicious subsistence prepared by an unhygienic scallywag from sweat, collected from an old man's chin, rotten daffodils and pieces of tanner's toenails. Such a revolting amalgamation of pure, undiluted villainy is rejected by noble bowels, just as I reject the notion you've so lightheartedly submitted forward for our nostrils to experience with all the horror and sorrow.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

A false prophet. KILL HIM!

If you take your revolution anywhere near the North, then the Department of Northern Defense will come after you, whether you're a citizen or illegal immigrant from Poland.

I've been doing revolutions when you were still in diapers (Atlasian-wise)

If you go by the 13 rule, people who were two years old when Kalwejt first joined, can now join the forum so the statement is slowly becoming literal.

[Former President tack50]

A false prophet. KILL HIM!

If you take your revolution anywhere near the North, then the Department of Northern Defense will come after you, whether you're a citizen or illegal immigrant from Poland.

I've been doing revolutions when you were still in diapers (Atlasian-wise)

If you go by the 13 rule, people who were two years old when Kalwejt first joined, can now join the forum so the statement is slowly becoming literal.

To be fair, we even already have "native born" Atlasians. Atlasia has been running for so long now that there are people born after it started that are officeholders here. I think Koopa broke this glass ceiling and became the first person born after 2004 to hold office.

Which is honestly mindblowing that Atlasia has been running for so long. If I joined in 2004 I probably would not last more than 5 minutes, being a 6 year old kid who only knew a couple English words at best and who was not even in primary school yet!

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Well, there was a time you could s**tpost in Atlasia and things were interesting. Now it's stiff and boring as Calvin Coolidge's corpse.

I guess I'll just register whenever Labor wants me to register and be your average zombie voter.

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

Well, there was a time you could s**tpost in Atlasia and things were interesting. Now it's stiff and boring as Calvin Coolidge's corpse.

I guess I'll just register whenever Labor wants me to register and be your average zombie voter.

Apparently Atlasians have taken advantage of the generous coverage offered by AtlasCare to have their sense of humor lobotomized.

[Continential]

Well, there was a time you could s**tpost in Atlasia and things were interesting. Now it's stiff and boring as Calvin Coolidge's corpse.

I guess I'll just register whenever Labor wants me to register and be your average zombie voter.

Run for anything, President like I insist on you doing.