T-Boned Remains Identified of Dem Judicial Committee Members

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Yes, she was pretty...very pretty...which is why I noticed her and knew it wasn't her in the second installment.

With those eyebrows?!

My cousin-in-law, Salma Hayek was bushy eyebrows, and I don't see anyone complaining about her.

[Joe Republic]

My cousin-in-law, Salma Hayek was bushy eyebrows, and I don't see anyone complaining about her.

Salma Hayek doesn't have bushy eyebrows.

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My cousin-in-law, Salma Hayek was bushy eyebrows, and I don't see anyone complaining about her.

Salma Hayek doesn't have bushy eyebrows.

At certain times, her eyebrows are very prominent:

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jmfcst, please don't tell me that you're in league with Hawkeye. One total lunatic (though quite possibly a total fake) who seems to have a distorted concept of who s/he is related to is bad enough. Will you start claiming to be a gym teacher next?

*sigh*

[patrick1]

The painter Frida Kohlo had a unibrow hence your kin Hayek's appearance.

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The painter Frida Kohlo had a unibrow hence your kin Hayek's appearance.

she usually keeps them plucked, but she does have close to a unibrow, as does most of her kin...rumor amoung the klan is that she just let her's grow out for Frida.  But I don't know if they're just joking. :

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Yes, she was pretty...very pretty...which is why I noticed her and knew it wasn't her in the second installment.

With those eyebrows?!

That's a bad picture.  I think that is the part of the movie where Fox is disqualified from the talent show because his band is too loud.  She is trying to look shocked.

She is actually very pretty:

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JMF,

Do you actually ever see your cousin, Hayek?

[minionofmidas]

I don't think I ever really looked at her properly.  Her character spent a total of about 20 minutes in the entire trilogy, and she was pretty superfluous anyway.

This is just another example of how women are often treated as objects in popular culture. Look at the way he is holding her, as if he just bought a new stereo from Radio Shack or something.

That's where I always get my new girlfriends. There'a a 3-year guarantee on them?

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JMF,

Do you actually ever see your cousin, Hayek?

No, I haven't been to Buffalo in 8 or 9 years, where most of the Haeicks/Haiks/Hayeks live (my mother and father in-law have both passed away so I don't have to go back to that dreaded town ever again).  Salma is the daughter of my wife's uncle.  He moved to mexico decades ago and married a mexican woman and thus came Salma.  Salma grew up in Mexico, so I don't know how often she visits Buffalo. 

Suzanne Haik Terrell, who lost to Sen Landrieu in 2002, is also a relative of my wife's.  As is former Houston Oiler Mack Haik, who now own a HUGE GM dealership in Houston.

For a girl growing up in a blue-collar home, my wife sure has a lot of successful relatives.  But her dad was one of 12 children, so that helps on the odds.

[J-Mann]

My cousin-in-law, Salma Hayek was bushy eyebrows, and I don't see anyone complaining about her.

That's really cool, jmfcst!

[minionofmidas]

JMF,

Do you actually ever see your cousin, Hayek?

No, I haven't been to Buffalo in 8 or 9 years, where most of the Haeicks/Haiks/Hayeks live (my mother and father in-law have both passed away so I don't have to go back to that dreaded town ever again).  Salma is the daughter of my wife's uncle.  He moved to mexico decades ago and married a mexican woman and thus came Salma.  Salma grew up in Mexico, so I don't know how often she visits Buffalo. 

Suzanne Haik Terrell, who lost to Sen Landrieu in 2002, is also a relative of my wife's.  As is former Houston Oiler Mack Haik, who now own a HUGE GM dealership in Houston.

For a girl growing up in a blue-collar home, my wife sure has a lot of successful relatives.  But her dad was one of 12 children, so that helps on the odds.

Your wife's originally from Buffalo? Where are you yourself from originally?

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Your wife's originally from Buffalo? Where are you yourself from originally?

I was born and raised in Houston.  My wife moved from Buffalo to Houston due to the recession in 91