How would Kevin McCallister and John McClane be doing as presidential candidates?

[The Arizonan]

How would they be doing? For the purpose of this poll, assume that Kevin is 41 and that John is the same age as he was in Die Hard 1.

[Rand]

Kevin’s self-reliance would appeal to the old Republican Party’s values of individual responsibility and limited government, but the new Republican Party would probably prefer the masculine, trash-talking cop who throws people off buildings. Democrats love a good victim, so Kevin would probably be their choice over a White male cop.