SB 2018-250: Dumb Regulations Repeal Act 9: Nein! Nein! Nein! (Passed)

[Mr. Reactionary]

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Sponsor: Mr. Reactionary

[Mr. Reactionary]

II-1 allows alcoholic whip cream
II-2 makes it so you dont have to get a federal permit to watch your friends bird when he's on vacation
II-3 lets you take your own money overseas
II-4 ends a redundant labeling requirement for pepto bismol
II-5 lets friends share drinking cups while working
II-6 ends a dumb content restriction on free speech made over phone lines on Indian reservations
II-7 formally repeals a dead letter regulation pertaining to private property near local schools
II-8 makes it easier to fly kites without the feds in your grill
II-9 decriminalizes the common practice of leaving literature at the post office
II-10 ends a dumb compelled speech labeling requirement that has nothing to do with safety or ingredients
II-11 decriminalizes sparkly nail polish
II-12 ends a probably unconstitutional reg on stun guns
II-13 ends an unnecessary label requirement on PENIS Pumps
II-14 ends an unnecessary label requirement on fur coats
II-15 ends a dumb regulation on Michelangelo of the Ninja Turtles
II-16 loosens a dumb bank regulation to make loans cheaper
II-17 ends an unnecessary label requirement on condoms
II-18 keeps the feds off Deez Nuts' back
II-19 ends a dumb penalty on using cash
II-20 formally repeals a Prohibition era fossil law about moonshining
II-21 prevents the government from discriminating against small businesses in contracting
II-22 formally rescinds a dumb decision to melt fire brass at a loss rather than sell it at a profit
II-23 repeals a quirky vague import rule that sometimes blocks the importation of normal guns which are legal to own
II-24 allows for the sale of denture home repair kits
II-25 repeals a law that is so dumb and frivolous it shouldnt need to even be a thing
II-26 increases the number of types of pets you can have without federal permission
II-27 allows for triangle freedom on warning labels.

[Mr. Reactionary]

If there are no questions, I hereby request unanimous consent to proceed to a final vote on this bill. 24 hours to object.

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No objections on my part

[Mr. Reactionary]

Final vote lasting 72 hrs or until 12 hours after this has enough votes to pass or fail, whichever occurs soonest.

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[Sirius_]

Aye

[Mr. Reactionary]

Aye

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Aye

[Former Senator Haslam2020]

Aye

[Mr. Reactionary]

Bill passes, 4-0-0.

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