If each state had only one senator...

[GGover]

AL: Shelby
AK: Murkowski, Sullivan is beatable
AZ: Flake
AR: Cotton
CA: Harris
CO: Gardner
CT: Murphy
DE: Coons
FL: Rubio
GA: Perdue
HI: Schatz
ID: Crapo, but I don't like either
IL: Duckworth
IN: Young
IA: Ernst, I think Grassley is cute
KS: Moran
KY: Paul
LA: Cassidy, Kennedy is pretty funny
ME: Collins.
MD: Van Hollen, but I like both
MA: Markey
MI: Peters
MN: Klobuchar
MS: Wicker
MO: Blunt
MT: Daines
NE: Fischer
NV: Heller
NH: Hassan
NJ: Menendez
NM: Udall
NY: Gillibrand
NC: Tillis, I kind of like Burr
ND: Hoeven
OH: Portman
OK: Inhofe
OR: Merkley, but I really like both
PA: Toomey
RI: Whitehouse
SC: Scott
SD: Can I just get rid of both please?
TN: Alexander, I guess.
TX: Cruz
UT: Lee
VT: Leahy
VA: Kaine
WA: Cantwell
WV: Capito
WI: Johnson
WY: Barrasso

[Anti-Bothsidesism]

AL: Strange
AK: Murkowski
AZ: McCain
AR: Cotton
CA: Harris
CO: Bennet
CT: Too hard to choose, possibly Blumenthal
DE: Coons
FL: Rubio
GA: Isakson
HI: Schatz
ID: Crāpo
IL: Duckworth
IN: Donnelly
IA: Ugh... Grassley
KS: Moran
KY: Paul without question
LA: Kennedy
ME: This was tough, Probably Collins
MD: Cardin
MA: Warren
MI: Peters
MN: Franken
MS: Wicker, mostly because he opposes Putin.
MO: McCaskill
MT: Tester
NE: Sasse
NV: Masto
NH: Kinda tough, Hassen
NJ: Booker (Not corrupt)
NM: Heinrich
NY: Schumer
NC: Tillis (is beatable)
ND: Heitkamp
OH: Brown
OK: Lankford (Sane)
OR: Merkley
PA: Casey
RI: Whitehouse
SC: Scott (The first 2 initials of his name is the same as the post code)
SD: Thune (because of his ranking in the republican caucus)
TN: Corker
TX: Cornyn without question
UT: Hatch (Sane)
VT: Sanders
VA: Warner
WA: This was also pretty tough, I would choose Murray
WV: Manchin
WI: Baldwin
WY: Ugh... Enzi maybe?

R-22 D-28

[Blackacre]

AL: Shelby
AK: Murkowski
AZ: McCain
AR: Boozman
CA: Harris
CO: Bennet
CT: Murphy
DE: Coons
FL: Nelson
GA: Isakson
HI: Schatz
ID: Crāpo
IL: Durbin
IN: Young*
IA: Grassley
KS: Moran
KY: Paul**
LA: Kennedy
ME: King
MD: Van Hollen
MA: Warren
MI: Peters
MN: Franken
MS: Wicker
MO: Blunt*
MT: Tester
NE: Sasse
NV: Cortez-Masto
NH: Hassan
NJ: Booker
NM: Heinrich
NY: Schumer
NC: Tillis
ND: Heitkamp
OH: Brown
OK: Lankford
OR: Merkley
PA: Casey
RI: Whitehouse
SC: Scott
SD: Thune
TN: Corker
TX: Cornyn
UT: Hatch
VT: Sanders
VA: Kaine
WA: Murray
WV: Manchin
WI: Baldwin
WY: Enzi

* = I could probably justify Heitkamp, Baldwin, Nelson, Manchin, and Tester winning their sole senate election. As much as I like Donnelly and McCaskill, theres no way they win their race against Young and Blunt.
** = But Paul wins against Mitch

[Meatball Ron]

AL: Shelby
AK: Murkowski
AZ: McCain (but if Flake loses in '18, then Sinema)
AR: Boozman
CA: Harris
CO: Bennet
CT: Blumenthal
DE: Coons
FL: Nelson
GA: Isakson
HI: Hirono
ID: Risch (not someone who claims to be Mormon then gets a DUI)
IL: Duckworth
IN: Donnelly (but if he loses in '18, then Young)
IA: Grassley
KS: Moran (marginally more conservative, I think, but Roberts embodies "the swamp")
KY: Paul
LA: Kennedy
ME: King
MD: Van Hollen
MA: Warren
MI: Stabenow
MN: Franken
MS: Wicker (Cochran's race-baiting primary campaign in 2014 really bothered me)
MO: McCaskill (but if she loses in '18, then Blunt)
MT: Tester
NE: Sasse
NV: Cortez-Masto
NH: Shaheen (extremely tough call, have campaigned for & deeply respect both)
NJ: Booker (but preferably neither. And if Menendez gets convicted then most likely whoever replaces him, esp if it's someone like Pauline or Holt)
NM: Heinrich
NY: Gilibrand
NC: Burr
ND: Heitkamp
OH: Brown
OK: Lankford
OR: Merkley (another tough call, both are fantastic, but I guess Merkley has more of a "future")
PA: Casey
RI: Whitehouse
SC: Graham
SD: Thune
TN: Corker
TX: Cornyn
UT: Hatch
VT: Sanders
VA: Kaine
WA: Murray
WV: Manchin
WI: Baldwin
WY: Enzi

This was a fun exercise for sure. But it's sad in that it made me realize there are only a handful of states where I really like both Senators (NH, OR, RI, NM, OH and MA sort of)

[Alabama_Indy10]

If I could decide who survives.

AL: Strange because he's beatable
AK: The Murk
AZ: McCain
AR: Boozman. Better than cotton, at least
CA: Harris
CO: Bennett
CT: Murphy
DE: Coons
FL: Nelson
GA: Isakson
HI: Hirono
ID: No clue... Risch probably?
IL: Duckworth
IN: Donnelly
IA: Grassely solely due to his Twitter
KS: Roberts
KY: Paul
LA: Cassidy
ME: King, because I'm a partisan hack. Sorry, Collins.
MD: Cardin
MA: Warren
MI: Peters
MN: Franken
MS: Cochran. Respectable.
MO: McCaskill
MT: Tester
NE: Sasse for his token anti trumpism
NV: Cortez
NH: Shaheen - the original angry woman
NJ: Booker
NM: Heinrich
NY: Schumer. Good min leader
NC: Uhh.... Burr? Maybe tillis since he's vulnerable in 2020?
ND: Beautiful Flawless Heidi edges out Beautiful Flawless Hoeven
OH: Brown
OK: Lankford because Inhofne is an absolute idiot shill
OR: Both are good, so I choose Merkley.
PA: Casey
RI: Reed
SC: Graham for token trump opposition
SD: *gags* Rounds
TN: Corker seems sane.
TX: *gags* ... Cornyn?
UT: Hatch. Retires soon enough
VT: Sanders. I like Leahy but I would be doing a disservice by casting Bernie aside.
VA: Warner
WA: Murray
WV: Manchin
WI: Baldwin
WY: Who care?

30 D - 20 R. Filibuster proof!

Keep telling yourself that.

[Lord Admirale]

AL: Shelby
AK: Murkowski
AZ: McCain
AR: Boozman
CA: Harris
CO: Bennet
CT: Blumenthal
DE: Coons
FL: Nelson (I like Rubio and Nelson, so I go with my party on this one)
GA: Perdue
HI: Schatz
ID: Risch(?)
IL: Durbin
IN: Donnelly
IA: Grassley
KS: Roberts(?)
KY: Paul
LA: Kennedy (just because his name is John Kennedy )
ME: Collins
MD: Van Hollen
MA: Warren
MI: Peters
MN: Klobuchar
MS: Cochran
ME: McCaskill (wish I could pick Kander)
MT: Tester
NE: Sasse
NV: Cortez-Masto
NH: Shaheen
NJ: Booker
NM: Heinrich
NY: Gillibrand
NC: Burr
ND: Heitkamp
OH: Brown
OK: Lankford(?)
OR: Wyden
PA: Casey
RI: Reed
SC: Scott
SD: Rounds(?)
TN: Corker
TX: Cornyn
UT: Hatch
VT: Leahy
VA: Warner
WA: Cantwell(?)
WV: Manchin
WI: Baldwin (No to RoJo)
WY: Enzi(?)

(?) denotes that I know little to nothing about the Senators of this state

[Kringla Heimsins]

I'd keep Ted Cruz in Texas. That... thing... is the most funny Senator to ever hold office. His existence makes US politics worth it.