How would you fare in a general election?

[Inmate Trump]

You think a bisexual would win Utah? I seriously doubt that...New Hampshire and such states are another matter.

Maybe not so far fetched if I wasn't out of the closet.  But if it was a well known fact, then you're right...no chance in Utah...or just about anywhere else really.

[Keystone Phil]

A real cheesesteak doesn't have all those peppers or onions or whatever else. All you need is the steak and some melted cheese and you should be happy. We'll call it "Keystone Phil's PA 13 but right across the street from PA 8 steak special."

Or how about Philly Phil's?

I'll be getting an NJ 2 steak. They aren't as good but still alright to eat. 

Not if you go to A&LP in North Wildwood, NJ.  I'm sorry you're to high class for Wildwood Keystone. 

Wildwood is trash. Sorry that I have a family house in Sea Isle. My family has been going there for over fifty years. I should have moved just for you.

And Hugh, it's not like cheese on an actual T-Bone or anything like that.

[Bono]

Me as an independent candidate:

With your stance on guns, you'd never win any of those western states. Nor georgia.
Nor vermont and NH. ANd I'm doubtful about Maine.

[AkSaber]

Trust me, I wouldn't stand a chance. I have absolutely no social skills. With my excessive shyness I would get shot to pieces during debates and public appearances. Also, my far-right stances on abortion and gun control, and other issues, I think I would only attract some pro-lifers and most NRA members. And I'm not too sure that a devout Christian like me would do so well in the South.

[Josh/Devilman88]

Maybe something like this

[WalterMitty]

Maybe something like this

um.  no

[Josh/Devilman88]

Maybe something like this

um.  no

hmm yes! I would do a whole lot better then you would.

[Frodo]

Against a mainstream conservative Republican:



If you all feel I am being overly presumptuous, you are welcome to make your own maps regarding how well you'd think I'd do. 

[Josh/Devilman88]

Against a mainstream conservative Republican:



If you all feel I am being overly presumptuous, you are welcome to make your own maps regarding how well you'd think I'd do. 

That looks about right.

[KillerPollo]

Me as an independent



(in very light green) Libertarians.

against a regular republican, and a far left democrat (is pro-choice and will legalize gay marriage).

what do you think?

[JohnFKennedy]

As an avowed atheist I would lose spectacularly!

[Josh/Devilman88]

Me as an independent



(in very light green) Libertarians.

against a regular republican, and a far left democrat (is pro-choice and will legalize gay marriage).

what do you think?

Never would that happen.

[Frodo]

Me as an independent



(in very light green) Libertarians.

against a regular republican, and a far left democrat (is pro-choice and will legalize gay marriage).

what do you think?

Do you have any understanding of U.S. politics at all?  This map is impossible -as an independent, you would likely be able to win Utah, Wyoming, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Alabama, Mississippi, and a few other states, splitting the Republican base, but little else.  You are an extremist in the mold of Roy Moore -you would be lucky to get even the states I think you would get.   

[KillerPollo]

Fine then! a more realistic map!


against a moderate democrat. (in 1920-mixed-with-2000 politics)

[TeePee4Prez]

A real cheesesteak doesn't have all those peppers or onions or whatever else. All you need is the steak and some melted cheese and you should be happy. We'll call it "Keystone Phil's PA 13 but right across the street from PA 8 steak special."

Or how about Philly Phil's?

I'll be getting an NJ 2 steak. They aren't as good but still alright to eat. 

Not if you go to A&LP in North Wildwood, NJ.  I'm sorry you're to high class for Wildwood Keystone. 

Wildwood is trash.

If you had real money you'd be at LBI, but that's just me.  If I recall correctly, don't some Republican leaders like John Perzel have shore homes in North Wildwood?  Well, I know he does.  Why don't you tell Mr. Perzel what you just said to me.  I'm sure there are some YR people from the Northeast that vacation on the famous 5 Mile Island you just trashed on this Forum.  Go say "Wildwood is trash" to them as well.

[bullmoose88]

A real cheesesteak doesn't have all those peppers or onions or whatever else. All you need is the steak and some melted cheese and you should be happy. We'll call it "Keystone Phil's PA 13 but right across the street from PA 8 steak special."

Or how about Philly Phil's?

I'll be getting an NJ 2 steak. They aren't as good but still alright to eat. 

Not if you go to A&LP in North Wildwood, NJ.  I'm sorry you're to high class for Wildwood Keystone. 

Wildwood is trash.

If you had real money you'd be at LBI, but that's just me.  If I recall correctly, don't some Republican leaders like John Perzel have shore homes in North Wildwood?  Well, I know he does.  Why don't you tell Mr. Perzel what you just said to me.  I'm sure there are some YR people from the Northeast that vacation on the famous 5 Mile Island you just trashed on this Forum.  Go say "Wildwood is trash" to them as well.

Don't knock wildwood. Personally, I'm not as crazy about it as I am Ocean City...but it has a decent if not pretty good boardwalk.

Not a bad town.

Flyers, Phil,

Do you agree with me that Josh's chances of winning PA are worse than mine?

He'd get hammered the SE...not just beaten badly, but absolutely hammered.

[TeePee4Prez]

A real cheesesteak doesn't have all those peppers or onions or whatever else. All you need is the steak and some melted cheese and you should be happy. We'll call it "Keystone Phil's PA 13 but right across the street from PA 8 steak special."

Or how about Philly Phil's?

I'll be getting an NJ 2 steak. They aren't as good but still alright to eat. 

Not if you go to A&LP in North Wildwood, NJ.  I'm sorry you're to high class for Wildwood Keystone. 

Wildwood is trash.

If you had real money you'd be at LBI, but that's just me.  If I recall correctly, don't some Republican leaders like John Perzel have shore homes in North Wildwood?  Well, I know he does.  Why don't you tell Mr. Perzel what you just said to me.  I'm sure there are some YR people from the Northeast that vacation on the famous 5 Mile Island you just trashed on this Forum.  Go say "Wildwood is trash" to them as well.

Don't knock wildwood. Personally, I'm not as crazy about it as I am Ocean City...but it has a decent if not pretty good boardwalk.

Not a bad town.

Thanks for backing me up on Wildwood!  However, I will not back you up on Ocean City save the better looking women.  For crying out loud- NO BARS!!!!!!!  I swear the place is freakin Disneyland, incredibly conservative, and a police state.  If you're 45, married with pre-teen children, Ocean City is a nice place.  If in your 20s, it's hell on earth!

[Siege40]

I'm not sure, I don't like the big leftist party structure, so I'd likely run as a third party candidate, but because the way the US system works, I wouldn't run as a third party option. If I did run as a democrat my assumption would be I'd to worse than Kerry did.

Siege

[Keystone Phil]

A real cheesesteak doesn't have all those peppers or onions or whatever else. All you need is the steak and some melted cheese and you should be happy. We'll call it "Keystone Phil's PA 13 but right across the street from PA 8 steak special."

Or how about Philly Phil's?

I'll be getting an NJ 2 steak. They aren't as good but still alright to eat. 

Not if you go to A&LP in North Wildwood, NJ.  I'm sorry you're to high class for Wildwood Keystone. 

Wildwood is trash.

If you had real money you'd be at LBI, but that's just me.

"Real money" is Avalon or Stone Harbor but I love Sea Isle.


 

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Why do you care so much? First of all, I don't like Wildwood. That doesn't mean I have to tell every Republican the same thing. You're so odd. Secondly, note how it's Wildwood. I don't have a problem with North Wildwood. Finally, as I noted in my first point, why do you care?

 

[Keystone Phil]

A real cheesesteak doesn't have all those peppers or onions or whatever else. All you need is the steak and some melted cheese and you should be happy. We'll call it "Keystone Phil's PA 13 but right across the street from PA 8 steak special."

Or how about Philly Phil's?

I'll be getting an NJ 2 steak. They aren't as good but still alright to eat. 

Not if you go to A&LP in North Wildwood, NJ.  I'm sorry you're to high class for Wildwood Keystone. 

Wildwood is trash.

If you had real money you'd be at LBI, but that's just me.  If I recall correctly, don't some Republican leaders like John Perzel have shore homes in North Wildwood?  Well, I know he does.  Why don't you tell Mr. Perzel what you just said to me.  I'm sure there are some YR people from the Northeast that vacation on the famous 5 Mile Island you just trashed on this Forum.  Go say "Wildwood is trash" to them as well.

Don't knock wildwood. Personally, I'm not as crazy about it as I am Ocean City...but it has a decent if not pretty good boardwalk.

If I didn't go to Sea Isle, I'd go to Ocean City.

Not a bad town.

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You have a better chance in PA. The SE probably wouldn't give him more than 25% of the vote.

[Keystone Phil]

  I swear the place is freakin Disneyland, incredibly conservative, and a police state.

It's conservative, yes but police state? Can you tone down your craziness for alittle?

[TeePee4Prez]

  I swear the place is freakin Disneyland, incredibly conservative, and a police state.

It's conservative, yes but police state? Can you tone down your craziness for alittle?

Talk to someone that had to pay a ridiculous fine for having his car the wrong way on a street.  Yeah, it's a police state!

[Keystone Phil]

  I swear the place is freakin Disneyland, incredibly conservative, and a police state.

It's conservative, yes but police state? Can you tone down your craziness for alittle?

Talk to someone that had to pay a ridiculous fine for having his car the wrong way on a street.  Yeah, it's a police state!

Oh, stop complaining. You should have known that that the middle of the boardwalk was not a place to park your car.   

[TeePee4Prez]

A real cheesesteak doesn't have all those peppers or onions or whatever else. All you need is the steak and some melted cheese and you should be happy. We'll call it "Keystone Phil's PA 13 but right across the street from PA 8 steak special."

Or how about Philly Phil's?

I'll be getting an NJ 2 steak. They aren't as good but still alright to eat. 

Not if you go to A&LP in North Wildwood, NJ.  I'm sorry you're to high class for Wildwood Keystone. 

Wildwood is trash.

If you had real money you'd be at LBI, but that's just me.

"Real money" is Avalon or Stone Harbor but I love Sea Isle.


 

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Why do you care so much? First of all, I don't like Wildwood. That doesn't mean I have to tell every Republican the same thing. You're so odd. Secondly, note how it's Wildwood. I don't have a problem with North Wildwood. Finally, as I noted in my first point, why do you care?

 

Actually I like North Wildwood better anyway.  Oh by the way, does your family like paying for beach tags?

[Keystone Phil]

Actually I like North Wildwood better anyway.  Oh by the way, does your family like paying for beach tags?

We don't like it but it works out fine. Atleast I know that when I go to the beach it will be clean.