Tell Al Smith Dinner jokes about the candidates

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So the Al Smith Dinner will be here later this year. If you were nominated against one of the five candidates, what kind of jokes would you tell about them?

#1 Senator Sanders wants to lead a coalition of Muslim nations to defeat ISIS. I hope he knows that to defeat terrorists, you need arms and missles, not sickles and hammers.

#2 If Senator Cruz becomes president, I guess we can count on him annexing Canada so that way he'd finally become a natural born citizen.

#3 Obama golfed a lot in eight years, but given with what happened in the primaries, Governor Kasich would tee off even more since the lowest score wins in golf.

#4 I'm a bit surprised Secretary Clinton showed up to the dinner here tonight since we're not on Wall Street right now.

#5 The Waldorf-Astoria Hotel is a great venue to host this dinner tonight, especially since the word TRUMP is not plastered all over it.

You try now, if you wish.