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« on: February 19, 2016, 01:46:38 PM »
« edited: February 19, 2016, 01:55:58 PM by yankeesfan »

If you get a chance, check out the Trump vs. Bernie comedy tour (http://trumpvsbernie.com) that's playing around the country.  They do amazing impressions of both candidates.

Here's some of what you can expect from the Trump character:

http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2016/02/the-15-most-provocative-quotes-from-anthony-atamnu.html

1. Opening statement, on his opponents:

“What’s really important here is we’re winning. We’re beating Ted Cruz, that slimy, Canadian weasel. And I’m suing him. I promise you that. I’m suing him. This guy is a tremendous loser and he’s a liar. He’s a real liar. I mean don’t get me started on Jeb, I’ll talk about Jeb. I mean, that guy, he’s a little tiring, you know. He’s a very tiring guy. And Carly’s out. Bye-bye Carly. Her face could not hold up to scrutiny. I love Ben Carson. He’s sleeping all the time. In fact, I don’t know if people know this, but Ben Carson’s actually been Ambien sleep-walking for five months. He doesn’t even know he’s running for president. I woke him up briefly during the debate, he said, ‘where am I?’ And I said, ‘go back to sleep.’”
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« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2016, 02:35:58 PM »

Americans can't really do political satire, I've noticed.
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« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2016, 02:39:19 PM »

Americans can't really do political satire, I've noticed.
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