Loony Education Policy

[JohnFKennedy]

We pledge to reduce class sizes by making the pupils sit closer to one another and issuing them with smaller desks. All future Vice Presidents will be required to be fluent in at least one language to encourage the education system.

In the interests of fair education policy, under a loony government all children will automatically be given full marks in their exams.

Bright pupils will be provided with dimmer switches to prevent them distracting the rest of the class.

Any child who is cleverer than their teacher will be allowed to take over the class and the teacher will stand at the back with a dunce’s hat on. He or she will then be on half pay until he or she has learnt enough to regain the upper ground. This is our policy for child empowerment.

The number 13 will be abolished due to its longstanding unpopularity. The bus that goes to Nutley in Newark will thus have no number, if you see a bus with no number, it is the bus route formerly known as the number 13 route to Nutley.

 All students will be awarded The Louis Pasteur degree for the scientific research into the growth of mould.

We intend to make free university tuition available to all students named Grant.

VOTE LOONY!

[Brandon H]

I like this policy, but I also feel that the number 69 should also be abolished.

And I intend on naming all of my kids Grant in order to take advantage of this policy.

[KEmperor]

I went to college with a kid named Grant from Arkansas.  He was not worth it.

[King]

All future Vice Presidents will be required to be fluent in at least one language to encourage the education system.

Sorry John, Kevin, and MAS.

I went to college with a kid named Grant from Arkansas.  He was not worth it.

Um. Ok?

[Joe Republic]

Bright pupils will be provided with dimmer switches to prevent them distracting the rest of the class.

Will these dimmer switches be fitted into the childrens' foreheads, or elsewhere about their person?  I ask this on an aesthetic basis.

[JohnFKennedy]

Bright pupils will be provided with dimmer switches to prevent them distracting the rest of the class.

Will these dimmer switches be fitted into the childrens' foreheads, or elsewhere about their person?  I ask this on an aesthetic basis.

We are looking for convenience mainly, I was suggesting the side of the head, around the temples.

[Sam Spade]

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As a question, I would like to ask which Vice-Presidents are not fluent in at least one language so the people of Atlasia can know for sure.

Other than Harry, obviously.

[Joe Republic]

Bright pupils will be provided with dimmer switches to prevent them distracting the rest of the class.

Will these dimmer switches be fitted into the childrens' foreheads, or elsewhere about their person?  I ask this on an aesthetic basis.

We are looking for convenience mainly, I was suggesting the side of the head, around the temples.

Won't this be difficult for children who wear glasses?

[JohnFKennedy]

Bright pupils will be provided with dimmer switches to prevent them distracting the rest of the class.

Will these dimmer switches be fitted into the childrens' foreheads, or elsewhere about their person?  I ask this on an aesthetic basis.

We are looking for convenience mainly, I was suggesting the side of the head, around the temples.

Won't this be difficult for children who wear glasses?

No, dimmer switches are not highly obtrusive and can be placed at a level just above where the frame of the glasses go. They would actually be beneficial in helping to hold people's glasses in when hanging upside down as they would prevent them falling off.

[King]

Do we also support a student-teacher policy of "Have Sex With Somebody Your Own Size?"

[Max Power]

This is wonderful!! The Loonies: Just try and stop us.

[TomC]

Sadly, not that far from reality.