Who do candidates want to have a beer with megathread

[The Mikado]

Update as new candidates respond.

So far we have:

Carson: Jesus (I assumed he'd be a wine guy)
Rubio: 18 year old Muslim Malala Yusufzai

[yankeesfan]

Ted Cruz:  Won't have a beer with you.  Will be your designated driver.

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

Rubio: 18 year old Muslim Malala Yusufzai

It that supposed to be a joke, or is Rubio even dumber than I'd thought?

[The Mikado]

Rubio: 18 year old Muslim Malala Yusufzai

It that supposed to be a joke, or is Rubio even dumber than I'd thought?

Malala Yusufzai was Rubio's answer. In fairness, people usually interpret "who do you want to have a beer with" as "who do you want to hang out with" and Rubio probably didn't even think that she's A. Muslim and B. underage.

It's a funny answer, though.