Clarence/Benconstine vs. Oldiesfreak/RockefellerGOP

[Goldwater]

Just a random matchup that I thought of. Two moderate hawkish Democrats from Southern swing states vs. two moderate Yankee Republicans who seem to stuck in the 1950s. Discuss with maps.

[Mr. Smith]

Given Oldies' naivety regarding the movie Lincoln, blind medium bias against CGI movies, and slightly condescending attitude...my vote goes to Clarence, though I have no idea who he is.

Is it petty, perhaps, but politics can get real petty IRL, and this is Atlas for crying out loud, where half the populace is writing tongue-in-cheek appraisals for Hitler against "insert-x-politician-here"

[Goldwater]

Given Oldies' naivety regarding the movie Lincoln, blind medium bias against CGI movies, and slightly condescending attitude...my vote goes to Clarence, though I have no idea who he is.

Is it petty, perhaps, but politics can get real petty IRL, and this is Atlas for crying out loud, where half the populace is writing tongue-in-cheek appraisals for Hitler against "insert-x-politician-here"

This is Clarence. Despite his avatar, he's actually a Democrat from Florida, although he was a Republican for most of life.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Does anybody know whatever happened to Clarence? He's been inactive since July, I believe.