I'm Ba-a-ack!

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Hey everybody, I'm glad to be back!  Yes, much to your chagrin, I am still alive.  (Go ahead, I can hear you all groaning.)  I went on hiatus from the forum for two minutes, and I have a lot of catching up to do.  Hope to get it over with soon, and I also hope to steer things to a more civil discourse on my part.  That means no porn.  Some of my regional biases, although they stem from a passion for vodkaa and hookers, are nonetheless biases that I need to, and am, working on.  Talk to you guys soon, and I hope you're all doing well!

[Mechaman]

Friday night's a great night for football
You can feel it in the air like lightning on the edge of the night
You can feel it everywhere, but it's party time in Cleveland tonight

Friday night's a great night for football
Catching as tight ends, ready to do it

Friday night's a great night for football

Sit back and relax and let's get down to it
It's gonna be a helluva fight
You got a great night of football tonight

In this primetime jungle

Every primal? is a rumble
Every seat's the fifty-yard line
Guaranteed to have a good time, wowowowooo! (


Guitar solo!

Friday night's a great night for football (

The Cats and the Stallions are ready to do it!

Chorus


Sit back and relax and let's get down to it
It's gonna be a helluva night!
We got a great night of football tonight?
Ahh, we got some football here!

It's Friday night, y'all
Let's kick this thing off here!

Hey!

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

You are all whores

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You are all whores

I can hear you all groaning.