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« on: November 30, 2012, 09:04:20 PM »
OK, so usually I'm OK about following copyright laws, but this is the Korean Central News Agency, and they're eager to get this important info out, so I'll post the whole article.

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Gogureyo was a Korean kingdom from antiquity, and its founder supposedly had a unicorn.  They've found its lair.  How do we know?  It had a sign saying "unicorn lair" in front of it.

How will this discovery affect Korea's prestige and relations to the world?
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« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2012, 09:44:47 PM »
Kim Jong-un is almost certainly a brony. Overweight, in his 20's, and now...
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« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2012, 10:08:02 PM »
Quote from: Senator Snowstalker on November 30, 2012, 09:44:47 PM
Kim Jong-un is almost certainly a brony. Overweight, in his 20's, and now...

But he has a wife. Which puts him above 99.99% of that demographic...
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« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2012, 10:09:24 PM »
Quote from: Simfan34 on November 30, 2012, 10:08:02 PM
Quote from: Senator Snowstalker on November 30, 2012, 09:44:47 PM
Kim Jong-un is almost certainly a brony. Overweight, in his 20's, and now...

But he has a wife. Which puts him above 99.99% of that demographic...

I'm not sure it counts when the woman can be killed or taken to a labor camp for refusing the marriage.
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« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2012, 10:22:11 PM »
Quote from: Simfan34 on November 30, 2012, 10:08:02 PM
Quote from: Senator Snowstalker on November 30, 2012, 09:44:47 PM
Kim Jong-un is almost certainly a brony. Overweight, in his 20's, and now...

But he has a wife. Which puts him above 99.99% of that demographic...

Zanas (the French guy) is married, evidently.
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« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2012, 10:39:35 AM »
Quote from: Senator Snowstalker on November 30, 2012, 10:22:11 PM
Quote from: Simfan34 on November 30, 2012, 10:08:02 PM
Quote from: Senator Snowstalker on November 30, 2012, 09:44:47 PM
Kim Jong-un is almost certainly a brony. Overweight, in his 20's, and now...

But he has a wife. Which puts him above 99.99% of that demographic...

Zanas (the French guy) is married, evidently.
In the words of Big Macintosh :

Eeeeeyup.

(Does that make me the 0,01% ?)

Other than that :
Quote from: The Mikado on November 30, 2012, 09:04:20 PM
How will this discovery affect Korea's prestige and relations to the world?
I scrapped the inexistant mentions for you.
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« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2012, 10:41:52 AM »
Excellent news!
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« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2012, 03:08:44 PM »
DPRK+1!
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« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2012, 09:58:37 PM »
So, I'm no expert on unicorns, but I have to ask: do unicorns traditionally have lairs inside caves?  It seems like kind of an odd place for a unicorn to live.
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« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2012, 07:46:31 AM »
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Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.
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« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2012, 04:41:06 PM »
Quote from: The Mikado on December 01, 2012, 09:58:37 PM
So, I'm no expert on unicorns, but I have to ask: do unicorns traditionally have lairs inside caves?  It seems like kind of an odd place for a unicorn to live.

I was under the impression they were thought of primarily as forest creatures.
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« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2012, 05:03:14 PM »

Horrible Pun.
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« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2012, 01:14:14 AM »
So they haven't actually found any physical evidence of a unicorn, just a historical site associated with a unicorn myth.
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« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2012, 02:16:28 PM »
Quote from: Beet on December 03, 2012, 01:14:14 AM
So they haven't actually found any physical evidence of a unicorn, just a historical site associated with a unicorn myth.thing.

Fixed.
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« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2012, 11:14:01 PM »
What's an autocratic military dictatorship without whimsy every now and again?
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« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2012, 03:18:55 AM »
Quote from: The Mikado on December 01, 2012, 09:58:37 PM
So, I'm no expert on unicorns, but I have to ask: do unicorns traditionally have lairs inside caves?  It seems like kind of an odd place for a unicorn to live.
Aha, not if they're an evil axis unicorn !
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