Choose Your Own Nightmare Scenario

[badgate]

The slow recovery response in NJ results in whiplash support for the Republican ticket, plus low turnout from loyal Democrats. The Romney Surge in PA works and the Republican nominee takes both states, as well as Florida and North Carolina. Obama picks up NV, CO, IA, WI, OH, NH, and VA. We are tied at 269. A confused electorate turns their sullen eyes to Speaker Boehner, who won't stop crying. The union falls apart.


To travel to D.C. to join the protests, turn to page 22.
To stockpile guns and ammo for the coming civil war, turn to page 59.
To write your congressman an irate e-mail, turn to your computer.

[Chartist]

Um, I mean page 59.

[Adam Griffin]

This.

[SPC]

Due to the state of emergency brought about by Hurricane Sandy, federal elections for the year 2012 have been cancelled. Martial law has been imposed to preemptively combat the coming civil unrest.