(Indanapolis, Indiana. DanielX appears wearing a very conservative suit and tie, in comparison to his prior, more casual clothes)
Yes, I have joined the Republican party, effective 10 days from now. It turns out that a one-man party generally stays that way... and I don't have the name recognition or panache of Texasgurl or StatesRights anyways.
But.... does this mean I'm now just a brick, a fancy suit and soulless politician? Hell No! (DanielX tears off his suit and tie, revealing more causal wear underneath) I am announcing the formation of the Liberty Caucus, an organization dedicated to a free economy and hands off individual liberty. Membership will be open to Republicans, Libertarians, Unioners, Independents, anyone who is, essentially, a libertarian neocon, a believer in the power of liberty and freedom.
Uh, Daniel, who is a souless fancy suit politician in the AFRNC? When have we ever been rigid in enforcing our platform? When have we made people bricks in the wall? We include Bono, myself, Jake, States, StevenNick, hardly people who are cookie-cutter definitions of Republicans. By staying in a one-man party all you were doing was hurting yourself. A party helps in many ways and is much better than going it alone.
