an opebo autobiography

[© tweed]

thoughts on attempting to get opebo to put his talents to something concerted and useful, and write an autobiography?  this could be a perfectly narcissistic exercise so it would have the capacity to prove enjoyable for our subject.

[I'm JewCon in name only.]

I like it!

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

We might be able to gain insight into the inner workings of his mind! Huzzah!

[opebo]

thoughts on attempting to get opebo to put his talents to something concerted and useful, and write an autobiography?  this could be a perfectly narcissistic exercise so it would have the capacity to prove enjoyable for our subject.

Who's 'our subject'? Me?

I would have to fictionalize it of course.  Partly for dramatic effect and partly because my own memory is I think fairly poor and already automatically set for maximizing of dramatic effect.

[k-onmmunist]

Just write it in Hunter S Thompson style, for lolz.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

BRTD would masturbate to every page of every copy, then make a book fort out of the used books.

[© tweed]

yes you are the 'subject', opebo.  fictionalizing/embellishing is perfectly ok and even to be expected.

[bullmoose88]

BRTD would masturbate to every page of every copy, then make a book fort out of the used books.

At least he wont have to buy nails.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

It'd probably be best if it wasn't entirely accurate and an "unreliable narrator" sort of thing. I think we'd all give opebo quite a bit of artistic license with the facts.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

I strongly support this idea. Writing purely about himself at length and without much regard for external reality is what opebo was born to do, and it's a milieu that he's, to be quite frank, absolutely freaking amazing in.