The official Hashemite signature response thread

[Hatman 🍁]

This is his current signature



Being likely the only Carleton graduate on this forum, this is obviously a shot at me.

Well, I have the generic response to that,

"F*** you, Ottawa U"

and of course

"WTFs a Gee Gee?"

That is all.

[Hash]

No, it's not a shot at you, it's a good nature uni rivalry like all others. If you'd prefer, I have one with Thom Mulcair.

But obviously uOttawa is superior to Karleton.

[Hatman 🍁]

Yeah well, who else here would even get it?

Oh and, thank you for not explaining what a gee gee was. I'm not fond of hearing about inter-species rape.

[Hash]

Yeah well, who else here would even get it?

http://www.carleton.edu/

[Hatman 🍁]

Yeah well, who else here would even get it?

http://www.carleton.edu/

Yes, that's right. How could I forget that the University of Ottawa has a long standing rivalry with Carleton College in Minnesota.

[Hash]

Yeah well, who else here would even get it?

http://www.carleton.edu/

Yes, that's right. How could I forget that the University of Ottawa has a long standing rivalry with Carleton College in Minnesota.

Jesus, do you not get a joke or something? This is all for fun. I'd probably laugh heartily if somebody could throw up a good uottawa meme or something.

[Hatman 🍁]

Yeah well, who else here would even get it?

http://www.carleton.edu/

Yes, that's right. How could I forget that the University of Ottawa has a long standing rivalry with Carleton College in Minnesota.

Jesus, do you not get a joke or something? This is all for fun. I'd probably laugh heartily if somebody could throw up a good uottawa meme or something.

Oh dear. Sarcasm cannot be conveyed over the internets

[MaxQue]

I don't like UOttawa. They stole a good chemistry teacher from my university.

[Хahar 🤔]

muon went to Carleton College, IIRC.

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

Last time I started a sig response thread it did not end well :/

[Hatman 🍁]

:S Just realized the typo in the thread title.  I don't mean to threaten Hash, at all!

[LastVoter]

Teddy, your signature is tilting me.

[minionofmidas]

:S Just realized the typo in the thread title.  I don't mean to threaten Hash, at all!

You prefer to threaden him? What does that even mean once you verb it?

[Хahar 🤔]

Verbing weirds language.

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

He did threaden you by hitting new topic

[Simfan34]

Carleton College is far more important than Carleton University. Why would anyone in the WH care about Carleton University?

[Hatman 🍁]

Carleton College is far more important than Carleton University. Why would anyone in the WH care about Carleton University?

CU is 10 times bigger, so I would argue it's more important.

But if we're basing it on that, than UOttawa wins. We can't that. Let's base it on national basketball championships. CU has 6, and regularly is competitive with many NCAA Division I teams.

[minionofmidas]

Carleton College is far more important than Carleton University. Why would anyone in the WH care about Carleton University?

CU is 10 times bigger, so I would argue it's more important.

Yeah? How many Illinois legislators has it produced? How many winners of Ohio redistricting competitions?

Thought so.

[Hatman 🍁]

Carleton College is far more important than Carleton University. Why would anyone in the WH care about Carleton University?

CU is 10 times bigger, so I would argue it's more important.

Yeah? How many Illinois legislators has it produced? How many winners of Ohio redistricting competitions?

Thought so.

But it produced me!!!!

[Hash]

[Hatman 🍁]

Ha! I know how she feels. I once walked all the way from Carleton to my parents house near Hurdman (where I was living at the time) because I left Mike's Place (the good campus bar) a little too late one night.

I guess that's why all the party kids went to UOttawa. Closer to all the bars and nightclubs. There isn't much near Carleton.