Was Hurricane Irene a message from God?

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Maybe it was. Are any of you aware of the upcoming vote concerning Israel in the UN. The US must vote against sovereignty for the Palestinians. The pressure should be on Jordan to let the Palestinians in not take land that rightly belongs to Israel. We all know what happens when the US goes against Israel.

We do?
It's not like we've ever tried it.

[John Dibble]

As a just now self-declared expert in interpreting God's messages from natural disasters, I believe Irene was intended to tell us one or more of the following thing:

1. America is too tolerant of the gays.
2. America isn't tolerant enough of the gays.
3. I don't like that guy Bob who farted in church. He lives in the area I sent the hurricane to.
4. HURRICANES BE AWESOME!!!!! DESTRUCTION!!!!! WOOOOO!!!!!!!111ONE
5. I'm sorry your lives suck so much, so I figured I'd make them seem better by sending a hurricane.
6. I wish you jerks would stop blaming me for all the hurricanes, as if I use them to send messages to you.
7. I need money to complete a new church - please turn on your television, flip through the channels, and send a check or money order to the third televangelist you see.
8. SHOPPING LIST - Milk, eggs, a loaf of bread, laundry detergent, and some Häagen-Dazs for Mary.