Breaking News: Hillary Clinton will primary Obama !

[Tender Branson]

HILLARY CLINTON TO CHALLENGE BARACK OBAMA IN 2012!

Posted on Sunday, August 7th, 2011
By Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC -  Sources close to Hillary Clinton say  she will announce her run for President in 2012.

Hillary Clinton came to WWN Headquarters and told editors that she is livid about the downgrade of the U.S. Credit Rating.  “I’ve stood silent long enough.  I don’t think Obama is a leader and I know… I know I can do a much better job.  I am a true leader and… I am going to challenge Barack Obama for the Democratic nomination for the President of the United States.”

The White House was quick to deny the news, saying that as far as they knew Hillary Clinton is happy as Secretary of State and remains loyal to Barack Obama.

But, WWN has learned  that in recent weeks, Bill Clinton, has been meeting with democratic operatives in Washington and grass roots leaders early primary states of Iowa, New Hampshire and South Carolina.  Bill thinks this time around, Hillary can easily wrestle the nomination from a weakened Barack Obama.

“It’s her time.  The nation desperately needs Hillary.  The world desperately needs Hillary,” Bill Clinton told  WWN’s Frank Lake in phone interview last night.

Some cynical Republican consultants feel that this was the plan all along.  “They made a pact back in 2008.  Barack would serve one term and get Obamacare passed, then Hillary would serve two terms and pass the other elements of their progressive agenda. The plan is working perfectly.”

Sources close to Hillary said, however, that Hillary has not spoken to Barack Obama personally in over three weeks.  “Hillary feels that President Obama has moved dramatically to the center and abandoned the core progressive principles they both old dear.”

A quick Rasmussen poll of Democratic primary voters puts the race at 52% for Hillary and 45% for Obama with 3% undecided.

James Carville, Paul Begala and, surprisingly, Dick Morris, have all signed up to join the Hillary for President team.  2012 is going to be a wild  year.

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[King]

This news is too serious for the WWN.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Wow, for a minute I believed this---until I remebered the meaning of WWN. Brings back happy memories of me and my mom when I was 9 in Winn Dixie and me always wanting the WWN when it was in print..Good stories too, "Hitlers Ghost haunts set", "Hitler caught in Arkansas", "Bin Laden comes out of the closet in new video", and my favorite "Redneck Vampires Attack Alabama Trailor Park".

[Reaganfan]

As a Republican, I breathed a sigh of relief. I would much rather run our nominee (Romney or Perry) against Barack Obama than Hillary Clinton.

[Bull Moose Base]

This news is too serious for the WWN.

That sounds like Serious King's catchphrase.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Lol.

[Paul Kemp]

As a Republican, I breathed a sigh of relief. I would much rather run our nominee (Romney or Perry) against Barack Obama than Hillary Clinton.

Here's this post in an alternate world where Hillary won the nomination and the presidency:

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The GOP reversal on the Clintons has been pretty hilarious (yet also frustrating).

[J. J.]

Unless Obama pulls an LBJ, Hillary does not have a shot.

I would still expect Obama to be primaried.

[The Mikado]

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I suppose if you're going to make a parody article, go as far as you can, but still!  Dick Morris?  Work for Hillary Clinton?

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

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I suppose if you're going to make a parody article, go as far as you can, but still!  Dick Morris?  Work for Hillary Clinton?

I'm not going to say it's incredibly realistic, but he did run Clinton's 1996 re-election.

[The Mikado]

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I suppose if you're going to make a parody article, go as far as you can, but still!  Dick Morris?  Work for Hillary Clinton?

I'm not going to say it's incredibly realistic, but he did run Clinton's 1996 re-election.

Yes he did.  And Hillary Clinton is the reason why Dick Morris got fired.  And for the last 15 years, Morris has been running a deeply-personal one-side vendetta against Hillary.

[King]

The idea of anybody hiring Dick Morris to do anything is an excellent joke.

[t_host1]

 speaking of Hillary and news, I think it was yesterday when on FOX, the evil emperor of news, was having a broadcast segment of her, Hillary's Islamic news network with a fellow corespondent. The news anchor was being set up with the premise that since it's launch, that all of articles were of an anti-american slant and just as the corespondent was going to start giving details, the corespondents screen went black. Now usually, we the viewers would get some kind of statement of technical difficulties and return shortly to the story, however no, the anchor seemed stunned with a few inaudible words and moved on as if the story she was broadcasting didn't even happen, hung around for a few more minutes and nothing, I moved on to something else.

  just one of those curious things for unavailable time... I guess

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

 speaking of Hillary and news, I think it was yesterday when on FOX, the evil emperor of news, was having a broadcast segment of her, Hillary's Islamic news network with a fellow corespondent. The news anchor was being set up with the premise that since it's launch, that all of articles were of an anti-american slant and just as the corespondent was going to start giving details, the corespondents screen went black. Now usually, we the viewers would get some kind of statement of technical difficulties and return shortly to the story, however no, the anchor seemed stunned with a few inaudible words and moved on as if the story she was broadcasting didn't even happen, hung around for a few more minutes and nothing, I moved on to something else.

  just one of those curious things for unavailable time... I guess

I saw that. That was Liz Trotta, a commentator, not a correspondent. Fox is that biased...

[Phony Moderate]

Her public image would revert back to how it was from 2000 - June 2008, so she would probably lose.

[Paul Kemp]

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I suppose if you're going to make a parody article, go as far as you can, but still!  Dick Morris?  Work for Hillary Clinton?

I'm not going to say it's incredibly realistic, but he did run Clinton's 1996 re-election.

Bill Clinton could convince Dick Morris to work for a Hillary Clinton campaign

No. No he wouldn't.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

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I suppose if you're going to make a parody article, go as far as you can, but still!  Dick Morris?  Work for Hillary Clinton?

I'm not going to say it's incredibly realistic, but he did run Clinton's 1996 re-election.

Bill Clinton could convince Dick Morris to work for a Hillary Clinton campaign

No. No he wouldn't.

Ur mean

[t_host1]

 speaking of Hillary and news, I think it was yesterday when on FOX, the evil emperor of news, was having a broadcast segment of her, Hillary's Islamic news network with a fellow corespondent. The news anchor was being set up with the premise that since it's launch, that all of articles were of an anti-american slant and just as the corespondent was going to start giving details, the corespondents screen went black. Now usually, we the viewers would get some kind of statement of technical difficulties and return shortly to the story, however no, the anchor seemed stunned with a few inaudible words and moved on as if the story she was broadcasting didn't even happen, hung around for a few more minutes and nothing, I moved on to something else.

  just one of those curious things for unavailable time... I guess

I saw that. That was Liz Trotta, a commentator, not a correspondent. Fox is that biased...

ah, commentary... well, I knew it was a person and I did recognize it, kinda like an Obama speech then.

 So, what do you figure that was all about?

[King]

 speaking of Hillary and news, I think it was yesterday when on FOX, the evil emperor of news, was having a broadcast segment of her, Hillary's Islamic news network with a fellow corespondent. The news anchor was being set up with the premise that since it's launch, that all of articles were of an anti-american slant and just as the corespondent was going to start giving details, the corespondents screen went black. Now usually, we the viewers would get some kind of statement of technical difficulties and return shortly to the story, however no, the anchor seemed stunned with a few inaudible words and moved on as if the story she was broadcasting didn't even happen, hung around for a few more minutes and nothing, I moved on to something else.

  just one of those curious things for unavailable time... I guess

I saw that. That was Liz Trotta, a commentator, not a correspondent. Fox is that biased...

ah, commentary... well, I knew it was a person and I did recognize it, kinda like an Obama speech then.

 So, what do you figure that was all about?

Command-Option-6... umm... chmod /rants/ 744 ... view "/rants/foxnews.swp"

Disregard that.  That's the code to change Keystone Phil's signature into Sean Hannity's penis.

Command-Option-4, t_host1 -english, chmod t_host1 111, command quit, syscheck -disengage.

I'll try again on you.  Sorry, everyone.