Jesus V. God

[America™]

Because....why not

God - 383
Jesus - 149

Utah is a tossup

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Not sure what faith you are, but from where I'm standing, there would be no reason for the two to be on opposite sides. Just sayin'.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

God/Jesus.

It's easy to paint God in a negative light, but it's very rare that Jesus is painted negatively.

(Outside of Black Metal, that is)

[Swedish Rainbow Capitalist Cheese]

You know they are the same thing, right? The whole Trinity thing.

Of course unless you're mormon, because mormons don't believe in the Trinity.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

God would win in a sweeping landslide after portraying Jesus as a bleeding-heart liberal, weak on crime, and possibly gay (unmarried).

[America™]

My explanation:

Down in the South, anything church related is usually about Jesus

In the North, anything church related is usually about God


Just my personal experiences combined with extreme boredom

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Holy Ghost runs a charismatic third-party campaign with strong base in Appalachia.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Jesus is far too liberal for America. On the other hand, God is kind of opportunist and could paint himself as the "small government" candidate.

[Hash]

Soft on crime.
Soft on terrorism.
Reckless tax-n-spend liberal.

Jesus, he's wrong for America.

I'm God and I approve this message.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Id vote for Jesus, but its a one candidate race, because Jesus was Gods embodiment on Earth. Needless to say, if I ever were to come within a 100 miles of Jesus, I would be on the floor, not daring to look up and dishonor him with my presence. So you can defiantly imagine my reaction at a God campaign event.

[TomC]

I'd have to first see which could produce a long form birth certificate.

[Elyski]

Jesus losses after his birth certificate shows he was born in Israel and not the U.S.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Jesus losses after his birth certificate shows he was born in Israel and not the U.S.

God wasn't born at all!

[Yelnoc]

Jesus losses after his birth certificate shows he was born in Israel and not the U.S.

God wasn't born at all!

But is god not all things, all places?

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Jesus losses after his birth certificate shows he was born in Israel and not the U.S.

God wasn't born at all!

But is god not all things, all places?

Hmmm...Not sure about that. More like He created them, from what I know. However, He can be all places. That doesn't mean He was born.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Jesus losses after his birth certificate shows he was born in Israel and not the U.S.

God wasn't born at all!

But is god not all things, all places?

But that means he's from foreign places too!

[Mechaman]

Jesus losses after his birth certificate shows he was born in Israel and not the U.S.

God wasn't born at all!

God=No birth certificate, no legitimate right to run.
Vote Jesus, at least he was born somewhere.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Jesus losses after his birth certificate shows he was born in Israel and not the U.S.

God wasn't born at all!

God=No birth certificate, no legitimate right to run.
Vote Jesus, at least he was born somewhere.

Yes, but God had rightful dominion over the earth, so an election is pointless in the first place.

[Del Tachi]

Jesus wins among the non-religious, Evangelical Christians, blacks, and the poor.

God wins Catholics, main-line Protestants, the wealthy, and the elderly.

[MyRescueKittehRocks]

The father gets neocons
The son gets the noninterventionists

[Elyski]

God 337
Jesus 178
Science 22
God wins big with Catholics and Protestants. Jesus scores with Baptists and Evangelicals. A third party ticket from the Atheist party headed by science wins in D.C. and the the Northwest.