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[12th Doctor]

This just in, apparently several high ranking members of the 'Illuminati' were seen leaving a meeting with Gov. Supersoulty.  They were being accopanied by a man claiming to be former President Richard Nixon.  More on all the bizar events surrounding the Supersoulty campaign as this story develops.

[Gustaf]

We're here interviewing Senator Gustaf of Minnesota, senator, you were at Ted Kennedy's party too, right?

Me: Yeah, greatttparty...GREAT party, really...too many drunk Irish people though, you know they're really weird, jsut drink and drink all the time...ALL THE TIME DO YOU HEAR ME?

Reporter: OK...how do you view his apparent decision to drop senator Demrepdan and replace him with former fascist dictator of Italy, Benito Mussolini?

Me: Between you and me, he's trying to keep the base happy..all this fooling around with a moderate running mate has just hurt him...it's a remedy for the Ann Coulter comments.

Reporter: OK, but...

Me: Also, they had no chance to win Illinois anyway, Mussolini's home state is more conservative.

Reporter: What is his home state?

Me: His home is the Republican party, of course. Or the home of Ted Kennedy. I'd like to sing a song for Teddy now:

'About a maid I'll sing a song, sing Rickety-tickety-tin, about a maid...'

CUT

[Demrepdan]

I have recently been informed that Gov. Supersoulty has been on a drunken rampage as of late. He has supposedly said some very regrettable things...as well as dropping me from the ticket and replacing me with Mussolini, even though we have BOTH been nominated at the convention.

This is indeed a very horrible scandal. It appears that we will lose Republican support...because of Supersoulty's dropping me off of the ticket and replacing me with the late Italian dictator..and we will also lose general support..because Supersoulty's conduct leaves many unanswered questions of Supersoulty's leadership skills. People will begin to wonder if Supersoulty can efficiently run the country.

I make these comments...and say that I am in NO way linked to this scandal. And I am just as surprised at his behavior as you are. The campaign has taken a different turn...and our chances of victory seem bleak I'm sorry to say. The election is but a week and a half away. And I will continue to work for our campaign...and hope to mend any wounds that have been made recently.

[Demrepdan]

We're here interviewing Senator Gustaf of Minnesota, senator, you were at Ted Kennedy's party too, right?

Me: Yeah, greatttparty...GREAT party, really...too many drunk Irish people though, you know they're really weird, jsut drink and drink all the time...ALL THE TIME DO YOU HEAR ME?

Reporter: OK...how do you view his apparent decision to drop senator Demrepdan and replace him with former fascist dictator of Italy, Benito Mussolini?

Me: Between you and me, he's trying to keep the base happy..all this fooling around with a moderate running mate has just hurt him...it's a remedy for the Ann Coulter comments.

Reporter: OK, but...

Me: Also, they had no chance to win Illinois anyway, Mussolini's home state is more conservative.

Reporter: What is his home state?

Me: His home is the Republican party, of course. Or the home of Ted Kennedy. I'd like to sing a song for Teddy now:

'About a maid I'll sing a song, sing Rickety-tickety-tin, about a maid...'

CUT

Gustaf and Supersoutly evidently attended the same party...where they both got drunk together.

[12th Doctor]

This just in.  The Supersoulty campaign now claims that after a strategy meeting, his advisors told him that the best way to handle the latest scandles would be for the governor to utilize a device called the "Way-Back-Machine".  Govenor Supersoulty claims that he went back in time and stopped himself and Senator/Sec of State nominee Gustaf from making serveral conraversial coments at a Ted Kennedy party.  Our question is, what comments?

[Demrepdan]

This just in.  The Supersoulty campaign now claims that after a strategy meeting, his advisors told him that the best way to handle the latest scandles would be for the governor to utilize a device called the "Way-Back-Machine".  Govenor Supersoulty claims that he went back in time and stopped himself and Senator/Sec of State nominee Gustaf from making serveral conraversial coments at a Ted Kennedy party.  Our question is, what comments?

lol...oh boy...

[Gustaf]

I have recently been informed that Gov. Supersoulty has been on a drunken rampage as of late. He has supposedly said some very regrettable things...as well as dropping me from the ticket and replacing me with Mussolini, even though we have BOTH been nominated at the convention.

This is indeed a very horrible scandal. It appears that we will lose Republican support...because of Supersoulty's dropping me off of the ticket and replacing me with the late Italian dictator..and we will also lose general support..because Supersoulty's conduct leaves many unanswered questions of Supersoulty's leadership skills. People will begin to wonder if Supersoulty can efficiently run the country.

I make these comments...and say that I am in NO way linked to this scandal. And I am just as surprised at his behavior as you are. The campaign has taken a different turn...and our chances of victory seem bleak I'm sorry to say. The election is but a week and a half away. And I will continue to work for our campaign...and hope to mend any wounds that have been made recently.

You have increased your chances og getting the Italian vote...

[12th Doctor]

I have recently been informed that Gov. Supersoulty has been on a drunken rampage as of late. He has supposedly said some very regrettable things...as well as dropping me from the ticket and replacing me with Mussolini, even though we have BOTH been nominated at the convention.

This is indeed a very horrible scandal. It appears that we will lose Republican support...because of Supersoulty's dropping me off of the ticket and replacing me with the late Italian dictator..and we will also lose general support..because Supersoulty's conduct leaves many unanswered questions of Supersoulty's leadership skills. People will begin to wonder if Supersoulty can efficiently run the country.

I make these comments...and say that I am in NO way linked to this scandal. And I am just as surprised at his behavior as you are. The campaign has taken a different turn...and our chances of victory seem bleak I'm sorry to say. The election is but a week and a half away. And I will continue to work for our campaign...and hope to mend any wounds that have been made recently.

You have increased your chances og getting the Italian vote...

Shhh... None of it ever happened.  Remember.

[Gustaf]

I have recently been informed that Gov. Supersoulty has been on a drunken rampage as of late. He has supposedly said some very regrettable things...as well as dropping me from the ticket and replacing me with Mussolini, even though we have BOTH been nominated at the convention.

This is indeed a very horrible scandal. It appears that we will lose Republican support...because of Supersoulty's dropping me off of the ticket and replacing me with the late Italian dictator..and we will also lose general support..because Supersoulty's conduct leaves many unanswered questions of Supersoulty's leadership skills. People will begin to wonder if Supersoulty can efficiently run the country.

I make these comments...and say that I am in NO way linked to this scandal. And I am just as surprised at his behavior as you are. The campaign has taken a different turn...and our chances of victory seem bleak I'm sorry to say. The election is but a week and a half away. And I will continue to work for our campaign...and hope to mend any wounds that have been made recently.

You have increased your chances og getting the Italian vote...

Shhh... None of it ever happened.  Remember.

Are you attempting the Jedi mind trick on us?

[12th Doctor]

I have recently been informed that Gov. Supersoulty has been on a drunken rampage as of late. He has supposedly said some very regrettable things...as well as dropping me from the ticket and replacing me with Mussolini, even though we have BOTH been nominated at the convention.

This is indeed a very horrible scandal. It appears that we will lose Republican support...because of Supersoulty's dropping me off of the ticket and replacing me with the late Italian dictator..and we will also lose general support..because Supersoulty's conduct leaves many unanswered questions of Supersoulty's leadership skills. People will begin to wonder if Supersoulty can efficiently run the country.

I make these comments...and say that I am in NO way linked to this scandal. And I am just as surprised at his behavior as you are. The campaign has taken a different turn...and our chances of victory seem bleak I'm sorry to say. The election is but a week and a half away. And I will continue to work for our campaign...and hope to mend any wounds that have been made recently.

You have increased your chances og getting the Italian vote...

Shhh... None of it ever happened.  Remember.

Are you attempting the Jedi mind trick on us?

Read this post

This just in.  The Supersoulty campaign now claims that after a strategy meeting, his advisors told him that the best way to handle the latest scandles would be for the governor to utilize a device called the "Way-Back-Machine".  Govenor Supersoulty claims that he went back in time and stopped himself and Senator/Sec of State nominee Gustaf from making serveral conraversial coments at a Ted Kennedy party.  Our question is, what comments?

[Gustaf]

I have recently been informed that Gov. Supersoulty has been on a drunken rampage as of late. He has supposedly said some very regrettable things...as well as dropping me from the ticket and replacing me with Mussolini, even though we have BOTH been nominated at the convention.

This is indeed a very horrible scandal. It appears that we will lose Republican support...because of Supersoulty's dropping me off of the ticket and replacing me with the late Italian dictator..and we will also lose general support..because Supersoulty's conduct leaves many unanswered questions of Supersoulty's leadership skills. People will begin to wonder if Supersoulty can efficiently run the country.

I make these comments...and say that I am in NO way linked to this scandal. And I am just as surprised at his behavior as you are. The campaign has taken a different turn...and our chances of victory seem bleak I'm sorry to say. The election is but a week and a half away. And I will continue to work for our campaign...and hope to mend any wounds that have been made recently.

You have increased your chances og getting the Italian vote...

Shhh... None of it ever happened.  Remember.

Are you attempting the Jedi mind trick on us?

Read this post

This just in.  The Supersoulty campaign now claims that after a strategy meeting, his advisors told him that the best way to handle the latest scandles would be for the governor to utilize a device called the "Way-Back-Machine".  Govenor Supersoulty claims that he went back in time and stopped himself and Senator/Sec of State nominee Gustaf from making serveral conraversial coments at a Ted Kennedy party.  Our question is, what comments?

Yeah, I get it...I am just wondering whether you really deserve to get off the hook...

[12th Doctor]

I have recently been informed that Gov. Supersoulty has been on a drunken rampage as of late. He has supposedly said some very regrettable things...as well as dropping me from the ticket and replacing me with Mussolini, even though we have BOTH been nominated at the convention.

This is indeed a very horrible scandal. It appears that we will lose Republican support...because of Supersoulty's dropping me off of the ticket and replacing me with the late Italian dictator..and we will also lose general support..because Supersoulty's conduct leaves many unanswered questions of Supersoulty's leadership skills. People will begin to wonder if Supersoulty can efficiently run the country.

I make these comments...and say that I am in NO way linked to this scandal. And I am just as surprised at his behavior as you are. The campaign has taken a different turn...and our chances of victory seem bleak I'm sorry to say. The election is but a week and a half away. And I will continue to work for our campaign...and hope to mend any wounds that have been made recently.

You have increased your chances og getting the Italian vote...

Shhh... None of it ever happened.  Remember.

Are you attempting the Jedi mind trick on us?

Read this post

This just in.  The Supersoulty campaign now claims that after a strategy meeting, his advisors told him that the best way to handle the latest scandles would be for the governor to utilize a device called the "Way-Back-Machine".  Govenor Supersoulty claims that he went back in time and stopped himself and Senator/Sec of State nominee Gustaf from making serveral conraversial coments at a Ted Kennedy party.  Our question is, what comments?

Yeah, I get it...I am just wondering whether you really deserve to get off the hook...

My expirement in time travel saved your hide too.  

[KenDB]

I have recently been informed that Gov. Supersoulty has been on a drunken rampage as of late. He has supposedly said some very regrettable things...as well as dropping me from the ticket and replacing me with Mussolini, even though we have BOTH been nominated at the convention.

This is indeed a very horrible scandal. It appears that we will lose Republican support...because of Supersoulty's dropping me off of the ticket and replacing me with the late Italian dictator..and we will also lose general support..because Supersoulty's conduct leaves many unanswered questions of Supersoulty's leadership skills. People will begin to wonder if Supersoulty can efficiently run the country.

I make these comments...and say that I am in NO way linked to this scandal. And I am just as surprised at his behavior as you are. The campaign has taken a different turn...and our chances of victory seem bleak I'm sorry to say. The election is but a week and a half away. And I will continue to work for our campaign...and hope to mend any wounds that have been made recently.

You have increased your chances og getting the Italian vote...

Shhh... None of it ever happened.  Remember.

Are you attempting the Jedi mind trick on us?

Read this post

This just in.  The Supersoulty campaign now claims that after a strategy meeting, his advisors told him that the best way to handle the latest scandles would be for the governor to utilize a device called the "Way-Back-Machine".  Govenor Supersoulty claims that he went back in time and stopped himself and Senator/Sec of State nominee Gustaf from making serveral conraversial coments at a Ted Kennedy party.  Our question is, what comments?

Yeah, I get it...I am just wondering whether you really deserve to get off the hook...

My expirement in time travel saved your hide too.  

Off topic, but of all senators to look like, it's good he's Republican.  I think Jim Talent is an awesome guy.

[12th Doctor]

I have recently been informed that Gov. Supersoulty has been on a drunken rampage as of late. He has supposedly said some very regrettable things...as well as dropping me from the ticket and replacing me with Mussolini, even though we have BOTH been nominated at the convention.

This is indeed a very horrible scandal. It appears that we will lose Republican support...because of Supersoulty's dropping me off of the ticket and replacing me with the late Italian dictator..and we will also lose general support..because Supersoulty's conduct leaves many unanswered questions of Supersoulty's leadership skills. People will begin to wonder if Supersoulty can efficiently run the country.

I make these comments...and say that I am in NO way linked to this scandal. And I am just as surprised at his behavior as you are. The campaign has taken a different turn...and our chances of victory seem bleak I'm sorry to say. The election is but a week and a half away. And I will continue to work for our campaign...and hope to mend any wounds that have been made recently.

You have increased your chances og getting the Italian vote...

Shhh... None of it ever happened.  Remember.

Are you attempting the Jedi mind trick on us?

Read this post

This just in.  The Supersoulty campaign now claims that after a strategy meeting, his advisors told him that the best way to handle the latest scandles would be for the governor to utilize a device called the "Way-Back-Machine".  Govenor Supersoulty claims that he went back in time and stopped himself and Senator/Sec of State nominee Gustaf from making serveral conraversial coments at a Ted Kennedy party.  Our question is, what comments?

Yeah, I get it...I am just wondering whether you really deserve to get off the hook...

My expirement in time travel saved your hide too.  

Off topic, but of all senators to look like, it's good he's Republican.  I think Jim Talent is an awesome guy.

Thanx, I like Talent too.  I'm accutually the leader of the Talent for prez. '08 movement on this forum.  

[Gustaf]

I have recently been informed that Gov. Supersoulty has been on a drunken rampage as of late. He has supposedly said some very regrettable things...as well as dropping me from the ticket and replacing me with Mussolini, even though we have BOTH been nominated at the convention.

This is indeed a very horrible scandal. It appears that we will lose Republican support...because of Supersoulty's dropping me off of the ticket and replacing me with the late Italian dictator..and we will also lose general support..because Supersoulty's conduct leaves many unanswered questions of Supersoulty's leadership skills. People will begin to wonder if Supersoulty can efficiently run the country.

I make these comments...and say that I am in NO way linked to this scandal. And I am just as surprised at his behavior as you are. The campaign has taken a different turn...and our chances of victory seem bleak I'm sorry to say. The election is but a week and a half away. And I will continue to work for our campaign...and hope to mend any wounds that have been made recently.

You have increased your chances og getting the Italian vote...

Shhh... None of it ever happened.  Remember.

Are you attempting the Jedi mind trick on us?

Read this post

This just in.  The Supersoulty campaign now claims that after a strategy meeting, his advisors told him that the best way to handle the latest scandles would be for the governor to utilize a device called the "Way-Back-Machine".  Govenor Supersoulty claims that he went back in time and stopped himself and Senator/Sec of State nominee Gustaf from making serveral conraversial coments at a Ted Kennedy party.  Our question is, what comments?

Yeah, I get it...I am just wondering whether you really deserve to get off the hook...

My expirement in time travel saved your hide too.  

I am not running dor president, so I don't have to worry so much...

[NHPolitico]

The Supersoulty campaign is falling apart.

Just a flesh wound.

[NHPolitico]

This just in, apparently several high ranking members of the 'Illuminati' were seen leaving a meeting with Gov. Supersoulty.  They were being accopanied by a man claiming to be former President Richard Nixon.  More on all the bizar events surrounding the Supersoulty campaign as this story develops.

Does this fall under the "no such thing as bad publicity" rule?

[Gustaf]

This just in, apparently several high ranking members of the 'Illuminati' were seen leaving a meeting with Gov. Supersoulty.  They were being accopanied by a man claiming to be former President Richard Nixon.  More on all the bizar events surrounding the Supersoulty campaign as this story develops.

Does this fall under the "no such thing as bad publicity" rule?

No it doesn't...