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King
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« on: November 25, 2010, 01:07:55 PM »
I don't know why we still have to take off belts and shoes to ride this thing.
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« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2010, 01:36:18 PM »
Did you at least have him buy you dinner?
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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2010, 01:42:36 PM »
Better safe than sorry. That's how I view it.
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« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2010, 01:44:20 PM »

Good point, were there any protective measures taken when you rode this machine, intermoderate?
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« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2010, 02:12:26 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2010, 02:16:16 PM »
Just slip your belt to the side and let the machine do its work. No use taking it all off.
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« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2010, 06:38:33 PM »
I thought about wearing a cup. But I didn't want attention to be brought unnecessarily to the contents of my crotch area.

Instead I decided to  just sheep it out.  Raised my arms up and thought of England.
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