ReaganFan apperance on Maury Povich show
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qwerty
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« on: July 13, 2004, 09:22:28 AM »
MAURY: Paternity test madness today on the Maury show! Today we have Rabecca, who says that she believes that ReaganFan is the father of her baby - ReaganFan says different...

REAGANFAN: I can't father a child because I only have one testicle.

RABECCA: He's your baby and you know it!

MAURY: Do you want us to do a DNA test?

REAGANFAN: Sure.

--48 hours later--

MAURY: ReaganFan, Rabecca, the test results are back... ReaganFan... you ARE the baby's father...

REAGANFAN: (bleep)(bleep)(bleep)(bleep)

RABECCA: I knew it!

REAGANFAN: You (bleep) bitch
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King
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« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2004, 10:47:22 AM »
Wow.
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JohnFKennedy
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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2004, 11:10:53 AM »
Huh

Going back down that road are you NixonNow?
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« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2004, 05:52:44 AM »
(walks up to podium)

(multiple flash bulbs)



Let me explain.  That girl was an intern of mine.  I had nothing to do with it.  It is all Reaganfan's fault.  Good day.


(Walks off from podium)
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« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2004, 10:08:57 AM »
« Edited: July 14, 2004, 10:09:49 AM by Senator Harry »
~~~Breaking news!~~~  It appears that NixonNow is actually the father of the child.  How was the DNA test wrong?  Because NixonNow is Reaganfan's clone!
and it also seems that Mike is carrying Reaganfan's baby!
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« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2004, 12:56:09 PM »
Quote from: Senator Harry on July 14, 2004, 10:08:57 AM
~~~Breaking news!~~~  It appears that NixonNow is actually the father of the child.  How was the DNA test wrong?  Because NixonNow is Reaganfan's clone!
and it also seems that Mike is carrying Reaganfan's baby!

LOL
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« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2004, 12:57:56 PM »
Quote from: Senator Harry on July 14, 2004, 10:08:57 AM
~~~Breaking news!~~~  It appears that NixonNow is actually the father of the child.  How was the DNA test wrong?  Because NixonNow is Reaganfan's clone!
and it also seems that Mike is carrying Reaganfan's baby!

LOL! Smiley
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« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2004, 03:59:44 PM »
That's some funny sh*t.
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