Indo-Canadian War

[oldtimer]

This is a purely black comedy satirical thread about the conflict between Narendra Modi and Justin Trudeau.

Feel free to post wild silly fantasies, pundit style, of how a possible war between India and Canada would play out.

Would Canada rally the British Empire into invading India and rename Mumbai to Bombay ?
Would India occupy Quebec and the Block demand french to be India's official language ?
Which side would Trump take ?
Can the conflict get less serious ?

[oldtimer]

And was what just last week the Trudeau was in New Delhi, it really went down hill as fast as this:

[Agonized-Statism]

It's a pity they both can't lose.

[WalterWhite]

This is an easy Indian victory given that India has nuclear weapons but Canada does not.

[dead0man]

as with all military possibilities these days, the only question that matters is "which side is the US on and how 'into it' are they?"

[Libertas Vel Mors]

as with all military possibilities these days, the only question that matters is "which side is the US on and how 'into it' are they?"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran%E2%80%93Iraq_War

[dead0man]

as with all military possibilities these days, the only question that matters is "which side is the US on and how 'into it' are they?"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran%E2%80%93Iraq_War

is that supposed to be an example of something?  Perhaps that not all US war allies win?  If so, two three things:
1.we didn't give them THAT much help (your link tells us it was only "dual use" technology) and was done under the table (if not exactly secretly).
2.Why Arabs Lose Wars (hint, it's a lot of the same reasons Russia's military sucks ass too)
3.that was 40 years ago when we were a lot fewer light years ahead of everyone else

[Libertas Vel Mors]

as with all military possibilities these days, the only question that matters is "which side is the US on and how 'into it' are they?"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran%E2%80%93Iraq_War

is that supposed to be an example of something?  Perhaps that not all US war allies win?  If so, two three things:
1.we didn't give them THAT much help (your link tells us it was only "dual use" technology) and was done under the table (if not exactly secretly).
2.Why Arabs Lose Wars (hint, it's a lot of the same reasons Russia's military sucks ass too)
3.that was 40 years ago when we were a lot fewer light years ahead of everyone else

No, it was a joke about how I hoped that they both bled each other dry.

[CumbrianLefty]

It's a pity they both can't lose.

Trudeau is - even if only marginally - better, and more to the point is correct on this particular issue.

[certified hummus supporter 🇵🇸🤝🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦]

Pakistan will win, somehow

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Pakistan will win, somehow

The fearsome Canada Geese will damage Indian air defenses. This will enable Pakistan to successfully reclaim part of Kashmir.

[TiltsAreUnderrated]

Pakistan will win, somehow

- ISI operative supporting the Taliban and hoping it doesn’t blow up in his face

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Pakistan will win, somehow

First time for everything.

[○∙◄☻¥tπ[╪AV┼cVê└]

as with all military possibilities these days, the only question that matters is "which side is the US on and how 'into it' are they?"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran%E2%80%93Iraq_War

is that supposed to be an example of something?  Perhaps that not all US war allies win?  If so, two three things:
1.we didn't give them THAT much help (your link tells us it was only "dual use" technology) and was done under the table (if not exactly secretly).
2.Why Arabs Lose Wars (hint, it's a lot of the same reasons Russia's military sucks ass too)
3.that was 40 years ago when we were a lot fewer light years ahead of everyone else

No, it was a joke about how I hoped that they both bled each other dry.

I thought you were making a joke about how the US is listed as supporting both sides.

[🦀🎂🦀🎂]

The NATO member

[It’s so Joever]

If India touches our Northern brother they will be sent to the Stone Age.

[All Along The Watchtower]

Pakistan will win, somehow

- ISI operative supporting the Taliban and hoping it doesn’t blow up in his face

Hmm…

[Meclazine for Israel]

I have waited years for this thread.

[Meclazine for Israel]

2023 Indian Military Parade.

Indian Air Force


(Fine Art America)

Indian Commandos


(CNN.com)

Indian Radar


(IndiaTimes.com)

Indian Scouts


(abc.net.au)

[SnowLabrador]

It depends on who initiates the war. If India initiates and attacks Canada, NATO will have to join on Canada's side, but if Canada attacks India first, NATO doesn't have to get involved and probably won't. In other words, whoever starts the war probably loses it.