I no longer consider myself a Christain

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

Because of Christian television, mainly GodTV I stumbled across the other day on one of my DirecTV channels, I can no longer consider myself a Christain.

I am now a Frisbean.  As a Frisbean, I believe your soul (not mine) ends up, for all eternity, stuck on top of a roof, like a Frisbee.

[minionofmidas]

Lol.

And I thought maybe this was because Jesus doesn't support the Iraq War anymore.

[GOP = Terrorists]

I never considered you a Christian in the sense of following Jesus' message.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

I never considered you a Christian in the sense of following Jesus' message.

Nor did the world accept Jesus as following God's message.

[MaC]

so is homosexuality cool with you now?

[Richard]

I never considered you a Christian in the sense of following Jesus' message.

You probably didn't consider Jesus a Christian.

[Alcon]

Lol.

And I thought maybe this was because Jesus doesn't support the Iraq War anymore.

[Dr. Cynic]

I never considered you a Christian in the sense of following Jesus' message.

You probably didn't consider Jesus a Christian.

He wasn't.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

so is homosexuality cool with you now?

Do you need proof that Frisbeanity forbids it?  

Were not the first two Frisbee prototypes designed to fly straight together?

Didn’t the Frisbee Messiah uphold Frisbees who fly straight together according to the design of the original two prototypes?  And didn’t the Frisbee Messiah discuss those who were born grounded, those who were made grounded by other Frisbees, and those who ground themselves to avoid the pitfalls of flight?  

And didn’t the Frisbee Messiah's chosen messenger state that the only way to avoid sinful flight was to fly straight with another Frisbee or else remain grounded?

Therefore, Frisbees that don't fly straight with other Frisbees end up stuck on the roof.

[Joe Republic]

I admire your bold leap of faith, jmfcst.  I've always held a great sympathy for the way the pre-Constantine Romans treated the Frisbeans, by throwing them across large arenas and allowing them to be caught in the jaws of dogs, who then carried them back to the thrower for the whole process to be tortuously repeated.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

I admire your bold leap of faith, jmfcst.  I've always held a great sympathy for the way the pre-Constantine Romans treated the Frisbeans, by throwing them across large arenas and allowing them to be caught in the jaws of dogs, who then carried them back to the thrower for the whole process to be tortuously repeated.

And as we approach the time for the Frisbee Messiah (the Frisbee who descended from Heaven, the same Frisbee who ascended into Heaven) to reappear in the clouds that hid him 2000 years ago, you will see the sport of the abusive throwing of Frisbees increase in arenas. 

But, on the day when the Frisbee Messiah appears to punish all Frisbees who have strayed from a straight glidepath, all Frisbees who have trusted in him, those who faithfully remained on the straight and narrow flight path, will suddenly fly away to meet the Frisbee Messiah in the air.

As it is written by one of Frisbee prophets:  “They will soar on wings like eagles”  Isa 40:31

[ilikeverin]

Hmm, well I shall forever put my faith in Christainity.  Praise Jseus!

[opebo]

A hatefilled bigot makes a cute joke.  Not enjoyable, really.

[Ebowed]

A hatefilled bigot makes a cute joke.  Not enjoyable, really.

^^^

[afleitch]

A hatefilled bigot makes a cute joke.  Not enjoyable, really.

^^^

^^^ It's not even funny. Sometimes I think jmfcst should see someone about it...

[Gustaf]

Hmm, well I shall forever put my faith in Christainity.  Praise Jseus!

Now, that is just insulting.

Anyway, Opebo, being the most bigoted person on the forum has no say. And this was funny.

[??????????]

Hmm, well I shall forever put my faith in Christainity.  Praise Jseus!

Now, that is just insulting.

Anyway, Opebo, being the most bigoted person on the forum has no say. And this was funny.

What was even funnier is the people pairing up in agreement with Opebo.

[afleitch]

Hmm, well I shall forever put my faith in Christainity.  Praise Jseus!

Now, that is just insulting.

Anyway, Opebo, being the most bigoted person on the forum has no say. And this was funny.

What was even funnier is the people pairing up in agreement with Opebo.

It's not that black and white. Opebo simply said something I happened to agree with. I simply don't find jmfcsts attempts at parody remotely funny or original.

[??????????]

Hmm, well I shall forever put my faith in Christainity.  Praise Jseus!

Now, that is just insulting.

Anyway, Opebo, being the most bigoted person on the forum has no say. And this was funny.

What was even funnier is the people pairing up in agreement with Opebo.

It's not that black and white. Opebo simply said something I happened to agree with. I simply don't find jmfcsts attempts at parody remotely funny or original.

That stems from you apparent hatred of him more then anything else.

[Joe Republic]

Hmm, well I shall forever put my faith in Christainity.  Praise Jseus!

Now, that is just insulting.

Take a closer look at the thread title.


And as you'll see from my earlier response, I too found it funny.

[afleitch]

Hmm, well I shall forever put my faith in Christainity.  Praise Jseus!

Now, that is just insulting.

Anyway, Opebo, being the most bigoted person on the forum has no say. And this was funny.

What was even funnier is the people pairing up in agreement with Opebo.

It's not that black and white. Opebo simply said something I happened to agree with. I simply don't find jmfcsts attempts at parody remotely funny or original.

That stems from you apparent hatred of him more then anything else.

I don't hate him Jeff- I never have done. I just dislike his attitude, I find him abrasive, unfunny, bi-polar and quite a sad figure.

[Gustaf]

Hmm, well I shall forever put my faith in Christainity.  Praise Jseus!

Now, that is just insulting.

Take a closer look at the thread title.


And as you'll see from my earlier response, I too found it funny.

Ah, my mistake. I thought Verin's post was kind of odd.

And there is a mega-attack waiting to happen, ya know.

[Wakie]

I never considered you a Christian in the sense of following Jesus' message.

Nor did the world accept Jesus as following God's message.

Dude, did you just compare yourself to Jesus?

[Ban my account ffs!]

PRAISE JEEBUS!

[Josh/Devilman88]

Because of Christian television, mainly GodTV I stumbled across the other day on one of my DirecTV channels, I can no longer consider myself a Christain.

I am now a Frisbean.  As a Frisbean, I believe your soul (not mine) ends up, for all eternity, stuck on top of a roof, like a Frisbee.

NUT CASE