What would the atlas version of the navy seal copypasta be like?

[TransfemmeGoreVidal]

Discuss

[Kamala's side hoe]

What the fhtagn did you just fhtagn-ing say about me, you little coolface sock? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Atlasia Point Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Gab, and I have over 300 confirmed blue-checkmark Recommends. I am trained in whataboutism and I'm the top doomer in the entire Atlasia armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another troll. I will wipe you the fhtagn out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fhtagn-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that S019 to me over the Internet? Think again, fhtagn-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Atlasia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fhtagn-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can cancel you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in ad hominem attacks, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Atlasia electorate and I will use it to its full extent to cancel your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little S019. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fhtagn-ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you partisan hack. I will S019 hot takes all over you and you will drown in it. You're fhtagn-ing cancelled, kiddo.

[_.]

I’m really just getting sick of f—king idiots trying and failing to challenge me intellectually. You have a subzero chance of ever besting me in a battle of wits, you’re doomed before you even try, so... why even try? It’s literally just an embarrassing self-own for you, every time. Many a man has tried to outsmart me on this site and elsewhere; every single one just ended up with massive amounts of egg on their face. I cringe for them all. At a certain point you’d think people would just accept that they have absolutely no chance of successfully challenging me over anything, yet they smugly keep trying and failing anyway. I can’t say I understand why people insist on repeatedly making themselves look like total fools in front of the entire world, but by all means keep it up and I’ll just keep swatting down you down like the flies you are. I’m being benevolent, I think, by trying to warn you against your own stupidity. But you know, stupid is as stupid does I guess.

I can certainly understand how all this would sound dramatic and ridiculous to most people. But you know? As someone with a Southern accent from Kentucky, I’ve frequently throughout my life been sneeringly judged, underestimated, and ridiculed by the likes of John Dule. People who I know for a fact I am much more intelligent than, yet they act like I’m some stupid hick who’s not worth their precious time talking to. And it gets to me, frankly. Gets real deep under my skin. So insults to my intelligence, especially ignorant and blatantly absurd insults like that one which prove the person saying it is too dumb to even understand the very basics of what I am saying, are taken VERY personally. And when you cross that line, I take it as a cue to take the gloves off and f—k you up. Because I don’t abide smug, ignorant fools pretending they are smarter than me. That just ain’t something I’m gonna stand for, anywhere, ever.

[Joseph Cao]

There’s probably two or three other Alben copypastas that would qualify, at a conservative estimate.

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Kalwejt probably supplied a few good ones.

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

You're f[inks]ing dead, kiddo.