TX-02 2022: Crenshaw vs a bunch of trolls
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« on: July 09, 2021, 01:32:41 PM »
« edited: July 09, 2021, 02:25:15 PM by Lone Star Politics »


So we've got Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Squilliam, Perch Perkins, Sandy, and even Mr. Krabs running against Crenshaw in TX-02. Also noticed Kurt Cobain in there too.


And while not in TX-02, Plankton is running in IL-04. Could possibly be connected to the same person or group who filed to run in TX-02 with the Spongebob character names.
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« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2021, 02:19:30 PM »
Crenshaw is getting blanched. Who survives against Perch Perkins AND Squilliam Fancyson?
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« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2021, 02:25:19 PM »
All are more qualified than Crenshaw, the dumbest person in the House (possibly ever.)
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« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2021, 02:33:29 PM »
Quote from: Wyoming is a Rotten Borough on July 09, 2021, 02:25:19 PM
All are more qualified than Crenshaw, the dumbest person in the House (possibly ever.)
You do realize Tlaib is in the House, right?
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« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2021, 02:40:52 PM »
Quote from: Pink Panther on July 09, 2021, 02:33:29 PM
Quote from: Wyoming is a Rotten Borough on July 09, 2021, 02:25:19 PM
All are more qualified than Crenshaw, the dumbest person in the House (possibly ever.)
You do realize Tlaib is in the House, right?

But wha bout scawy brown lady? 🥺
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« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2021, 02:52:28 PM »
Very surprised and disappointed Sandy Cheeks is a GOPer, but she probably opposes socialised medicine and thinks she's 'not like other girls' (twat). And Squidward should be a Dem given his union background. Newcasters do well, Perch Perkins will benefit. Krabs will be endorsed by the Club for Growth as an ordinary businessman trying to make ends meet.
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« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2021, 03:21:42 PM »
Quote from: Tax Havens are the real Sanctuary Cities on July 09, 2021, 02:52:28 PM
Very surprised and disappointed Sandy Cheeks is a GOPer, but she probably opposes socialised medicine and thinks she's 'not like other girls' (twat). And Squidward should be a Dem given his union background. Newcasters do well, Perch Perkins will benefit. Krabs will be endorsed by the Club for Growth as an ordinary businessman trying to make ends meet.

Maybe he's an ancestral dem? And maybe in real life he's an oil worker who lives in Kingwood and doesn't like the way dems are with oil and such?

Remember this is Houston we're talking about here.
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« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2021, 05:20:04 PM »
Crenshaw's doomed now that he's got so many Bikini Bottomites to contend with (although I doubt Sandy would run as a Republican and Squidward as a Libertarian).

Also, A+ tweet about the real way TX-02 will change in redistricting:
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« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2021, 06:00:23 PM »
Quote from: Mexican Wolf on July 09, 2021, 05:20:04 PM
Crenshaw's doomed now that he's got so many Bikini Bottomites to contend with (although I doubt Sandy would run as a Republican and Squidward as a Libertarian).

Also, A+ tweet about the real way TX-02 will change in redistricting:



Well at least the bottom dwellers couldn't be accused of carpet bagging.
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« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2021, 06:19:20 PM »
Crenshaw vs. a bunch of trolls? So everyone running is a bunch of trolls?
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« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2021, 09:28:59 PM »
Quote from: Cathode Ray Tubes are the biggest problem facing America on July 09, 2021, 06:00:23 PM
Quote from: Mexican Wolf on July 09, 2021, 05:20:04 PM
Crenshaw's doomed now that he's got so many Bikini Bottomites to contend with (although I doubt Sandy would run as a Republican and Squidward as a Libertarian).

Also, A+ tweet about the real way TX-02 will change in redistricting:



Well at least the bottom dwellers couldn't be accused of carpet bagging.

Actually they would since they’re supposed to be in the Pacific, and Plankton somehow carpetbagged over to Lake Michigan.
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« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2021, 09:51:05 PM »
I truly hope there is a debate with everyone dressed up as their character.

Also, it would be hilarious if Crenshaw and the other serious candidates all dropped out at the last second!

(Won’t happen but wishful thinking)
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« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2021, 11:36:19 PM »
What is this some kind of bizarre marketing stunt
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« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2021, 12:18:15 AM »
Quote from: Terfnerf on July 09, 2021, 09:51:05 PM
I truly hope there is a debate with everyone dressed up as their character.


I love how frivolous candidates do that in British elections when they’re rallying the results and declaring a winner.
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« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2021, 12:58:40 AM »
I hate sound pedantic, but isn't Captain Picard French? How is he eligible to run in an American election?
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« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2021, 05:41:33 AM »
Quote from: Wyoming is a Rotten Borough on July 09, 2021, 02:25:19 PM
All are more qualified than Crenshaw, the dumbest person in the House (possibly ever.)

As an avid Spongebob fan, I can tell you that Dan Crenshaw is definitely smarter than Patrick Star.
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« Reply #16 on: July 10, 2021, 07:15:16 AM »
Quote from: beesley on July 09, 2021, 02:52:28 PM
Very surprised and disappointed Sandy Cheeks is a GOPer, but she probably opposes socialised medicine and thinks she's 'not like other girls' (twat).

Plus, we know that she's originally from Texas, possibly rural Texas, and severely patriotic.
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« Reply #17 on: July 10, 2021, 11:35:26 AM »
Quote from: NewYorkExpress on July 10, 2021, 12:58:40 AM
I hate sound pedantic, but isn't Captain Picard French? How is he eligible to run in an American election?

If he’s a citizen and maybe he lives in Texas now he’s eligible. Lot of immigrants have served in the house
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