If all 46 presidents were alive today, sat in a room and had a conversation, how would it turn out?

[brucejoel99]

First off, probably something like this times 30.

[Long-ass URL link]

If we get past that point, Trump defenestrated within 10 minutes.

Please fix that URL.

[7,052,770]

Every single one of them would think Trump is an idiot.

[Alben Barkley]

Hmm I wonder who the more dominant figures would be in the conversation... that's a lot of big egos in one room!

I can definitely see a shouting match between LBJ (who had an actual dominant personality) and Trump (who is all bluster), which ends with LBJ utterly breaking Trump.

As much as I dislike him, I would love to see LBJ interact with Trump. I think he's the only one who could put him in his place.

Beat me to it.

[SevenEleven]

Hmm I wonder who the more dominant figures would be in the conversation... that's a lot of big egos in one room!

I've heard Woodrow Wilson was something of an insufferably pretentious pr**ck. 

Smart people tend to be.

Aka why it's acceptable for a bartender to make 90k a year. It's mentally exhausting to deal with such a number of insufferable dolts and put on your friendly face.

And I actually like people!

[Born to Slay. Forced to Work.]

Honestly? Buchanan, Pierce, Johnson and the likes might just form a lynchmob at worse, while just about all of them before Carter would be hurling a numerous amount of colorful and horrible insults Obama’s way.

[Fight for Trump]

Badger ruined the first page of this thread.

[President Johnson]

Lmao, I liked this idea of Trump and LBJ interacting that much I wrote a scene:


Trump: My fellow presidents, I don’t like to say it, but quite frankly, I’ve done more than any president in the history of this country. We had tremendous success. Nobody was more successful than Trump, believe me.

LBJ: Are you serious, you orange clown? I’m just reading your article in this really interesting encyclopedia named Wikipedia. All you’ve done is a bunch of sh!t.

JFK: Better be careful, Donny. Lyndon isn’t joking around.

Truman: You bet on it. You’re an inept loser, Don. And you’re more arrogant than this SOB MacArthur, that I fired. Are we sure this a president’s club? I can’t believe this buffoon is one of us.

Bush 43: I would say no if I didn’t see with my own eyes.

JFK: You saw that, George? Like weapons of mass destruction?

Bush 43: That wasn’t very nice, brother.

Trump: Look, Jack, I’m not talking to presidents who got shot. I like presidents who don’t get shot.

JFK: At least I won the popular vote, even if narrowly. You lost to a girl by three million the first time and got wiped out by my fellow catholic, Uncle Joe. Who’s the loser now?

Nixon: *caughs in his hands* I better don’t comment on the 1960 election. But I have to admit, you screwed up, Donny. Back in the 80s, I thought you’d do a great job. But even I didn’t get impeached twice. And I won 60% of the vote in 1972.

Trump: But a great job is what I’ve done, Dick. So, no president has done more in such a short period of time. And the election was stolen…

LBJ: Shut up, you tax cheat! You don’t come here in the president’s club and tell a bunch of stupid lies. I’ve passed a damn of legislation on the war on poverty and get the black man the right to vote. What have you done? You see this guy over there? He wouldn’t have been president if not for me. Do you get that?

Trump: You mean Obama? He spied on my campaign!

LBJ: A sh!t he did! I wish he actually spied on your so called campaign that was run by a lousy bunch of crooks, okay?

Obama: Calm down, guys. He’s not worth the fight, Lyndon. We all know Donald is confused. Right, Jerry?

Ford: Indeed, Mr. President. I would suggest we just leave him in his corner that talk to Franklin. Calvin still isn’t saying a word over there. Uncle Abe, Ronny and I have tried for an hour.

Reagan: We have. You may learn a lesson from Silent Cal, Donald. How to keep your mouth shut. The election was stolen? Serious, Don? I was better in lying, like Iran Contra. God, I miss the good old days.

Trump: Not confused. Not confused.

LBJ: Says the guy who told us windmills cause cancer and Belgium is a wonderful city?

Truman: *laughs* Or inject bleach! God, I’d say you’re dumb as a rock, Don, but that’s a damn insult to rocks.

FDR: Heck, if I knew that, bleach may have helped me to walk again. I should have tried at recommendation of Dr. Trump.

Trump: I never said that. Never. It never happened.

Biden: That isn’t what you said? Really? It’s on tape, man! Get your words straight, Jack!

Obama: Okay, guys, just leave Donald alone. Calvin said Hello to me. Let’s go!

[BlueSwan]

We all know that Lyndon Johnson would take his dick out, put it on the table and ask "who is the big dog in this room now?".

[cg41386]

William Henry Harrison would probably come down with something and die.

[Penn_Quaker_Girl]

"Uh, yeah, Gerald? This the ELECTED President room." 

[Torrain]

3 hours in, they’d suddenly remember that Millard Fillmore was there, then promptly forget about him again, like the rest of America.

[Stockdale for Veep]

If Lincoln and JFK learned the truth, vis a vis conspiracies, about their deaths. Things would get very interesting.

[SevenEleven]

"Uh, yeah, Gerald? This the ELECTED President room." 

Gerald is the best of the unelected Presidents. Tyler and Johnson were awful.

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Honestly? Buchanan, Pierce, Johnson and the likes might just form a lynchmob at worse, while just about all of them before Carter would be hurling a numerous amount of colorful and horrible insults Obama’s way.

LBJ's would be the most interesting. "It seems we have a boy here. All my work paid off and we have a n- President.".

[Starry Eyed Jagaloon]

Let's be honest, LBJ would just whip it out.

[brucejoel99]

"Uh, yeah, Gerald? This the ELECTED President room." 

Gerald is the best of the unelected Presidents. Tyler and Johnson were awful.

From a certain point of view, Gerald is the only unelected President. At least Tyler & Johnson were elected VP.

[SevenEleven]

"Uh, yeah, Gerald? This the ELECTED President room." 

Gerald is the best of the unelected Presidents. Tyler and Johnson were awful.

From a certain point of view, Gerald is the only unelected President. At least Tyler & Johnson were elected VP.

Try telling that to the 40 people actually elected President.

[TDAS04]

Truman punches Trump.

[Mr. Smith]

Let's stop acting like Lincoln and Clinton wouldn't dominate this room. Lincoln cause he's Lincoln and Bill Clinton is the most natural politician in American history, he charms and owns any room he walks into. He has that rare quality where you feel like he's talking to you but he isn't. Even with the others being politicians and statesmen he would still do this. It would be more interesting to see what groups they would separate into and have smaller discussions.

LBJ would have both of them beat here.

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

Andrew Johnson would not be invited, but since after 2004 as I have said many times that WC Realigned with the Secularist after John Edwards ran for Prez away from his WC roots and more Secular roots the WC Prez like Jefferson, IKE, Clinton and Reagan would be happy with what they see today

Andrew Johnson, Nixon and Trump and Carter wouldn't attend

[Progressive Pessimist]

With all the talk about Johnson's...well...Johnson, I can picture Trump talking a big game about his in turn only to be intimidated when he actually sees Johnson's and refusing to go along with Johnson's goading into comparing. I can see Trump making excuses like: "Trust me, mine's bigger! But right now it's too cold in the room for me to show you. Also I went swimming not too long ago!"