BERGERKING4PREZ AD: "Family Man....think not!"

[YRABNNRM]

"Mike Naso" has claimed to be a family man, someone who fights for family values and is reminscient of Archie Bunker, the ideal family man.




But "Naso" isn't all that he seems to be. We have exclusive eyewitnesses who claim that "Naso" is a disturbing character, not a family man with values.

FEMALE EYEWITNESS: One night I was working late at the Brown for Senate camapaign and this redheaded, stepchild looking kid came up to me, grabbed my behind and told me that he saw "Lincoln Chafee" in my eyes. I ran away, only to discover that when I listened to Tropical Roundtable that it was the boy who made advances on me!



MALE EYEWITNESS: I had a conversation with Michael, talking about normal things like the weather and bad 80's music when I suddenly noticed that he appeared only in his boxers and he was talking about how AIDS was started by someone nailing a monkey in the butt, I was shocked and appauled!



AFRICAN AMERICAN FEMALE EYEMWITNESS: I was in the food store one day, with my husband, who happens to be white, and suddenly this kid approached me and started preaching to me about how my marriage was "wrong" but then he apologized and started handing me heads of lettuce, telling me that I need my "greens". He then proceeded to tell me about how he loves "The Cosby Show" but doesn't look at it as a "black show". I was disgusted and offended!



So as you see, don't believe everything a candidate tells you. You have a RIGHT to know who you, THE PEOPLE, are voting for.

[Keystone Phil]

Senator Naso is greatly offended that his affection for Mr. Bill Cosby is being mocked. Bill Cosby changed Mr. Naso's life, Mr. Berger, and you should change your attitude.

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Senator Naso is greatly offended that his affection for Mr. Bill Cosby is being mocked. Bill Cosby changed Mr. Naso's life, Mr. Berger, and you should change your attitude.

There is no "mocking" here sir, only FACTS.

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BUMP

Mikey's at it again....

Mike Naso cares about family values....



Elect a President who cares...not smears.

IT'S A GOOD THING YOU KNOW THE TRUTH, ATLASIA!

[Alcon]

Elect a President who cares...not smears.

Think about that for a minute.

Now imagine it on a billboard in 500-point boldface.