Predictions for the second debate nights

[Da2017]

How will the second debates play out? Who is going to attack who.

[eric82oslo]

Yang is going to attack....wait for it....absolutely noone. He's gonna attack an idea forcefully and utterly strongly though: The status quo and the idea that we can just pretend to believe we still live in a society which is ruled by the banalities and failures of the 20th century.

Forget Obama No Drama. Here comes O'Yang No Bang! (Only bucks in the bucket.)

[Crumpets]

- Beto way over-corrects and tries to sound like a huge policy wonk, which fails horribly.
- Harris and Biden have some very normal debate interaction, which the media spins as a personal hatred the two have for each other for ratings.
- Buttigieg tries to pander to blacks and fails.
- There is only one foreign policy question, and it's about Iran.

[John Dule]

Bonus 10,000 points: The debate begins with every candidate telling us their preferred pronouns.



This is for night one; I'll post night two soon.