The ballot of the future

[AustralianSwingVoter]

This is something I've been meaning to do for a while. Yes, an Atlasian ballot Australianised.

[Lachi]

Lmao, nice

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Rather presumptuous to state one has seen the future.

[Anna Komnene]

Rather presumptuous to state one has seen the future.

I was playing around with my crystal ball last night. There there was a flash and a crack of thunder, the ball clouded up, and when it cleared up it just had 4 words hovering there in front of me - "Fifty Years Ago Tonight."

[AustralianSwingVoter]

Rather presumptuous to state one has seen the future.

Oh, but I have. A presence visited me many nights ago, and it told me.
Forsooth, it is ordained by the fates that in many nights Atlasia shall switch to Group Voting Tickets.
A man with a silly voice from Minnesota is cursed to never be elected again to the ends of time. Partially because he slandered the gods and partially because he's so annoying.
A woman from the Tar Heel shall ascend as supreme leader sooner than can be foretold.
Her companion and ally shall be a wise old man from the very same state, and he shall help her rise and bore her critics with his never ending anecdotal paragraphs, indeed, of wisdom personified.
A man wearing a beige trench coat harking from Virginia shall set the game on a path to progressivism, pacifism and socialism, despite his best efforts to the contrary.
We must all beware the antichrist, who is masquerading as a multicultural sheep from the land of the Kiwi bird. If he is not stopped, he shall destroy the game from the inside.
A sleeping man from South Carolina shall sleep to the ends of the earth. He is merely a tool of his master, Machiavelli's dumb twin, who masquerades as a social democrat from the west.
And far more which I can't remember. It's a shame I didn't get a notebook and pen out.

[wxtransit]

Rather presumptuous to state one has seen the future.

Oh, but I have. A presence visited me many nights ago, and it told me.
Forsooth, it is ordained by the fates that in many nights Atlasia shall switch to Group Voting Tickets.
A man with a silly voice from Minnesota is cursed to never be elected again to the ends of time. Partially because he slandered the gods and partially because he's so annoying.
A woman from the Tar Heel shall ascend as supreme leader sooner than can be foretold.
Her companion and ally shall be a wise old man from the very same state, and he shall help her rise and bore her critics with his never ending anecdotal paragraphs, indeed, of wisdom personified.
A man wearing a beige trench coat harking from Virginia shall set the game on a path to progressivism, pacifism and socialism, despite his best efforts to the contrary.
We must all beware the antichrist, who is masquerading as a multicultural sheep from the land of the Kiwi bird. If he is not stopped, he shall destroy the game from the inside.
A sleeping man from South Carolina shall sleep to the ends of the earth. He is merely a tool of his master, Machiavelli's dumb twin, who masquerades as a social democrat from the west.
And far more which I can't remember. It's a shame I didn't get a notebook and pen out.

Anything about a carpetbagger from Texas who now works at a Ben and Jerry's factory?

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

Rather presumptuous to state one has seen the future.

Oh, but I have. A presence visited me many nights ago, and it told me.
Forsooth, it is ordained by the fates that in many nights Atlasia shall switch to Group Voting Tickets.
A man with a silly voice from Minnesota is cursed to never be elected again to the ends of time. Partially because he slandered the gods and partially because he's so annoying.
A woman from the Tar Heel shall ascend as supreme leader sooner than can be foretold.
Her companion and ally shall be a wise old man from the very same state, and he shall help her rise and bore her critics with his never ending anecdotal paragraphs, indeed, of wisdom personified.
A man wearing a beige trench coat harking from Virginia shall set the game on a path to progressivism, pacifism and socialism, despite his best efforts to the contrary.
We must all beware the antichrist, who is masquerading as a multicultural sheep from the land of the Kiwi bird. If he is not stopped, he shall destroy the game from the inside.
A sleeping man from South Carolina shall sleep to the ends of the earth. He is merely a tool of his master, Machiavelli's dumb twin, who masquerades as a social democrat from the west.
And far more which I can't remember. It's a shame I didn't get a notebook and pen out.

Anything about a carpetbagger from Texas who now works at a Ben and Jerry's factory?

Or a turtle from Iowa who you ruined the bill of for your sh**tty "FremontConnect" branding?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Rather presumptuous to state one has seen the future.

Oh, but I have. A presence visited me many nights ago, and it told me.
Forsooth, it is ordained by the fates that in many nights Atlasia shall switch to Group Voting Tickets.
A man with a silly voice from Minnesota is cursed to never be elected again to the ends of time. Partially because he slandered the gods and partially because he's so annoying.
A woman from the Tar Heel shall ascend as supreme leader sooner than can be foretold.
Her companion and ally shall be a wise old man from the very same state, and he shall help her rise and bore her critics with his never ending anecdotal paragraphs, indeed, of wisdom personified.
A man wearing a beige trench coat harking from Virginia shall set the game on a path to progressivism, pacifism and socialism, despite his best efforts to the contrary.
We must all beware the antichrist, who is masquerading as a multicultural sheep from the land of the Kiwi bird. If he is not stopped, he shall destroy the game from the inside.
A sleeping man from South Carolina shall sleep to the ends of the earth. He is merely a tool of his master, Machiavelli's dumb twin, who masquerades as a social democrat from the west.
And far more which I can't remember. It's a shame I didn't get a notebook and pen out.

Atlasia is a hell of a drug!

[AustralianSwingVoter]

Rather presumptuous to state one has seen the future.

Oh, but I have. A presence visited me many nights ago, and it told me.
Forsooth, it is ordained by the fates that in many nights Atlasia shall switch to Group Voting Tickets.
A man with a silly voice from Minnesota is cursed to never be elected again to the ends of time. Partially because he slandered the gods and partially because he's so annoying.
A woman from the Tar Heel shall ascend as supreme leader sooner than can be foretold.
Her companion and ally shall be a wise old man from the very same state, and he shall help her rise and bore her critics with his never ending anecdotal paragraphs, indeed, of wisdom personified.
A man wearing a beige trench coat harking from Virginia shall set the game on a path to progressivism, pacifism and socialism, despite his best efforts to the contrary.
We must all beware the antichrist, who is masquerading as a multicultural sheep from the land of the Kiwi bird. If he is not stopped, he shall destroy the game from the inside.
A sleeping man from South Carolina shall sleep to the ends of the earth. He is merely a tool of his master, Machiavelli's dumb twin, who masquerades as a social democrat from the west.
And far more which I can't remember. It's a shame I didn't get a notebook and pen out.

Anything about a carpetbagger from Texas who now works at a Ben and Jerry's factory?

Or a turtle from Iowa who you ruined the bill of for your sh**tty "FremontConnect" branding?

You know, now that I think about it, a delusional pygmy tortoise from Iowa who thought they could defeat the anti-christ is ringing a bell.

[Former President tack50]

It would certainly make elections simpler. It would also lead to blind party voting and de-facto party lists. I don't think it's worth it really.

[P. Clodius Pulcher did nothing wrong]

Beautoful!

[Vern]

how would this work?

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

It would also lead to blind party voting and de-facto party lists.

Thank goodness that isn't basically how our elections work already!

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

Rather presumptuous to state one has seen the future.

Oh, but I have. A presence visited me many nights ago, and it told me.
Forsooth, it is ordained by the fates that in many nights Atlasia shall switch to Group Voting Tickets.
A man with a silly voice from Minnesota is cursed to never be elected again to the ends of time. Partially because he slandered the gods and partially because he's so annoying.
A woman from the Tar Heel shall ascend as supreme leader sooner than can be foretold.
Her companion and ally shall be a wise old man from the very same state, and he shall help her rise and bore her critics with his never ending anecdotal paragraphs, indeed, of wisdom personified.
A man wearing a beige trench coat harking from Virginia shall set the game on a path to progressivism, pacifism and socialism, despite his best efforts to the contrary.
We must all beware the antichrist, who is masquerading as a multicultural sheep from the land of the Kiwi bird. If he is not stopped, he shall destroy the game from the inside.
A sleeping man from South Carolina shall sleep to the ends of the earth. He is merely a tool of his master, Machiavelli's dumb twin, who masquerades as a social democrat from the west.
And far more which I can't remember. It's a shame I didn't get a notebook and pen out.

Outrageous. When I was god, we did not tolerate soothsayers and dark sorcerers among our citizens; we smote them to the earth, like proper deities!