Brand New Poll

[Wells]

The Nyman Questioner has decided to make a poll for the Federalist primary. Our polling organization hopes to offer polls that are enjoyable to participate in, while at the same time offering unique and valuable insights into what the general public of Atlasia thinks and feels.

https://goo.gl/forms/0eODmy0az00ZvNyr2

The poll should take approximately two minutes to complete.

[rpryor03]

You are fake news, Mr. Wells.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Since you did the poll "in character" I also took the poll "in character".

[Wells]

And the results are here. I don't know why you wouldn't just look at the actual results, but we need insight here. (Some %ages add up to more than 100 due to rounding and unskewing the poll.)

Put your username so we know you're only participating once.
Each person had a different answer to this one. The best usernames were "asshole eater" "sugar tits" "sewage skank" and "bite me".

Who will you be voting for in the primary?
Frank Taggin 79%
Oakley Vale 21%

How would you describe your political views on a two way scale?
Far right 13%
Right wing 13%
Center right 25%
Centrist 6%
Center left to far left 19%
Other (i.e. communist, vampiric asshole, radical) 25%

How would you place Incumbent President Frank Taggin on the same scale?
Far right 13%
Center right 38%
Centrist 38%
Center left to far left 6%
Other (i.e. Mainstream Federalist - She expressed the values as stated in our Mission Statement best, though I doubt you have read it.) 6%

How would you place Former Associate Justice Oakley Vale on the same scale?
Far right 19%
Right wing 19%
Center right 31%
Centrist 6%
Center left to far left 6%
Other (i.e. radical, Out of Touch Dinosaur and Centrist Radical - Centralist or Regionalist depending on where the wind blows but always radical either way) 19%

Both candidates have been kind enough to make you a sandwich, but just as you are about to chow down someone informs you that one of the candidates was mean enough to poison your sandwich. You can not know for sure which candidate made the poison sandwich, but who do you suspect the most?
Oakley Vale 62%
Frank Taggin 38%

You know that both Oakley Vale and Frank Taggin took an IQ Test. One of them scored a 50, the other scored a 150. If you were to guess, which candidate scored the 150?
Frank Taggin 67%
Oakley Vale 33%

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call?
Oakley Vale 27%
Frank Taggin 27%
Other (i.e. Ghostbusters, Donald Trump, police, Yung Texan) 54%

Which candidate's name rhymes with "Manatee Hail"?
Oakley Vale 86%
Frank Taggin 14%

Fill in the blank: "Hey ____, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better."
Frank Taggin 29%
Oakley Vale 21%
Other (i.e. Michael Jackson, Mike Wells, Jude, Lewd, Bruh) 50%

If it was confirmed that your candidate was bribing people for votes, what effect would that have on your vote?
It would make me less likely to vote for them. 50%
It would make me more likely to vote for them. 31%
There would be no change. 19%

We're pretty sure it was Oakley Vale.
This question was optional and open-ended, and the responses were illuminating and shall be listed here:

Don't be racist
Duh
Maaaaaaaaaybe
False.
I ain't rattin' on Taggin!
You are fake news.
Of course!
Fuck you.
Fuck
Maybe we would trust your judgement if you didn't get your reality spoon fed the same way the AtlasForum sycophants did when they plunged this country into chaos.
I'll be demanding a public apology about this smear anon., cucks
Your guess is as good as mine

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Most fun poll I have ever taken on Atlasia.