Should dihydrogen monoxide be banned?

[TDAS04]

This chemical results in countless drownings every year.  It is also a main component of acid rain.

[Antonio the Sixth]

I've been addicted to it my whole life.

[Big Abraham]

Anyone who suggests that there are any health benefits of dihydrogen monoxide should be banned for spreading misinformation.

[certified hummus supporter 🇵🇸🤝🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦]

Yes, every chemical besides H₂O should be banned

[Mr. Reactionary]

Stop poisoning childrenz!

[John Dule]

Sobering fact: Dihydrogen monoxide has become so prevalent in our ecosystem that scientists estimate it now comprises roughly 60% of our bodies.

[_.]

Yes, a fun fact many of you all don't know is that 100% of convicted murderers in the United States have consumed dihydrogen monoxide in some form throughout their lifetime.

Truth is, that the body of every single serial killer has a massive contingent of this vile chemical, at around 60% of your average serial killer's body.

Big Dihydrogen Monoxide has trying to keep this a secret, and will likely silence me next.
Don't let them succeed and keep spreading the word!

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People who mysteriously die always seem to have been exposed to large quantities of it.

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

Its so nasty, it turns the deadly flourine gas into the even more horrible hydroflouric acid, and is an essential component of cancerous cells!

[Bootes Void]

Every evil person in history takes dihydrogen  monoxide. Coincidence?I think not

[Astatine]

Yes, dihydrogen monoxide should be banned alongside hydroxylic acid, hydrogen hydroxide, oxidane and dihydrogen ether.

[Samof94]

It is dangerous to the city of Venice. It is all over that city.

[GM Team Member and Deputy PPT WB]

the most dangerous part is that governments have been adding it to the water supply for centuries!

[Mr. Smith]

In solid form at least, as it in that form seems to keep sinking ships.

[West_Midlander]

Yes, we have to shut down dihydrogen monoxide production until we can figure out what the hell is going on!

[John Dule]

In solid form at least, as it in that form seems to keep sinking ships.

I think you'll find that the liquid form plays a not-insignificant part in that as well.

[S019]

In solid form at least, as it in that form seems to keep sinking ships.

Also ruining the roads (as both snow and freezing rain).

[Klobmentum Mutilated Herself]

I oppose full legalization of dihydrogen monoxide, but it should be decriminalized. Addiction is a medical condition to be rehabilitated from, not a crime.

[Person Man]

Is that even the correct nomenclature? I guess some people say that it’s different because Hydrogen functions as a metal and that molecular Hydrogen generally lives as H₂ instead of as atomic Hydrogen.

[Pericles]

A New Zealand MP fell for this. They are still in Parliament.

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Voted yes for the meme, but if we're being serious, No is the only real answer.

[John Dule]

Voted yes for the meme, but if we're being serious, No is the only real answer.

Thanks for straightening that out for us.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

I personally have never and would never own dihydrogen monoxide, but the Constitution protects your right to and I support that.