Favorite thing BRTD is obsessed with

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There are so many options, a poll would never be able to truly give this topic true justice. Discuss.

[dead0man]

We should start with a list..... I'll prime the pump:
Hipster Jesus
clergy wearing tshirts
titty bars
getting jerked off in titty bars
opedo
ingress

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

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[Chancellor Tanterterg]

South Park

[Green Line]

I'm sure he's loving all the attention he gets in this thread.

[🦀🎂🦀🎂]

A culturally catholic Croatian True Leftist metalhead consumer advocate professor and supporter of Scottish nationalism was teaching a class on Gully Foyle, known Irishman.

“Before the class begins, you must get out your rosary beads and worship Gully and accept that he is the most highly-evolved atlas user the forum has ever known, even greater than opebo”

At this moment, a Minnesotan, liberal, pro-strip club Ingress champion who had shared over 1500 Upworthy articles and understood the necessity of Dudefest and fully supported all portal decisions made by the Resistence Faction stood up and held up some sneakers.

"Did Sneakers O'Toole take these sneakers off?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Objectively and smugly replied “yes we told him to take them off”

“Wrong. It’s been 8 years since he was told to take them off. If it was 8 years old and Sneakers O'Toole, as you say, took them off… then he should be an suburban homeowner by now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his South Park boxset and copy of Eamon de Valera's biography. He stormed out of the room crying those Mormon crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all were baptised as Democratic Social Justice Workers that day and accepted hipster Jesus as their lord and savior. A pony named “Friendship is Magic" trotted into the room and kneeled against a hot girl in a hoody and stubbed out a disgusting tobacco cigarette. The latest emoviolent post-punk album was listened to several times times, and Seth McFarlane himself showed up and enacted free legal marijuana across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of reading too many krazen posts and was tossed into Purgatory for all eternity.

[Murica!]

fyi emoviolence or whatever the fyck BRTD listens to has nothing to do with post-punk

[dead0man]

I'm sure he's loving all the attention he gets in this thread.

Bushie always does too.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Dudefest is a classic, nay, canonical answer.

fyi emoviolence or whatever the fyck BRTD listens to has nothing to do with post-punk

Post-punk does seem to be one of the 'normal' genres BRTD is more positive (or less negative) about, though.

Purgatory for all eternity.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Nathan is probably thinking of post-rock. Actual post-punk is not really that related to what I listen to directly though some bands clearly like it. Note the vocalist's shirt: https://youtu.be/jCrm7CKTZZQ

Also Thursday even has a song called "Ian Curtis"

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Wet tshirt baptisms.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

The use of emojis over on AAD

[afleitch]

Dudefest Ingress Sneakers O'Toole Family Guy ALL LIBERAL ALL THE TIME South Park Fascists Suburbs OPEBO Vox Emoviolence My Little Pony Lena Dunham Hipster Christianity Chuch IRA Dudefest Ingress Sneakers O'Toole Family Guy ALL LIBERAL ALL THE TIME South Park Fascists Suburbs OPEBO Vox Emoviolence My Little Pony Lena Dunham Hipster Christianity Chuch IRA Dudefest Ingress Sneakers O'Toole Family Guy ALL LIBERAL ALL THE TIME South Park Fascists Suburbs OPEBO Vox Emoviolence My Little Pony Lena Dunham Hipster Christianity Chuch IRA Dudefest Ingress Sneakers O'Toole Family Guy ALL LIBERAL ALL THE TIME South Park Fascists Suburbs OPEBO Vox Emoviolence My Little Pony Lena Dunham Hipster Christianity Chuch IRA Dudefest Ingress Sneakers O'Toole Family Guy ALL LIBERAL ALL THE TIME South Park Fascists Suburbs OPEBO Vox Emoviolence My Little Pony Lena Dunham Hipster Christianity Chuch IRA Dudefest Ingress Sneakers O'Toole Family Guy ALL LIBERAL ALL THE TIME South Park Fascists Suburbs OPEBO Vox Emoviolence My Little Pony Lena Dunham Hipster Christianity Chuch IRA Dudefest Ingress Sneakers O'Toole Family Guy ALL LIBERAL ALL THE TIME South Park Fascists Suburbs OPEBO Vox Emoviolence My Little Pony Lena Dunham Hipster Christianity Chuch IRA Dudefest Ingress Sneakers O'Toole Family Guy ALL LIBERAL ALL THE TIME South Park Fascists Suburbs OPEBO Vox Emoviolence My Little Pony Lena Dunham Hipster Christianity Chuch IRA Dudefest Ingress Sneakers O'Toole Family Guy ALL LIBERAL ALL THE TIME South Park Fascists Suburbs OPEBO Vox Emoviolence My Little Pony Lena Dunham Hipster Christianity Chuch IRA Dudefest Ingress Sneakers O'Toole Family Guy ALL LIBERAL ALL THE TIME South Park Fascists Suburbs OPEBO Vox Emoviolence My Little Pony Lena Dunham Hipster Christianity Chuch IRA Dudefest Ingress Sneakers O'Toole Family Guy ALL LIBERAL ALL THE TIME South Park Fascists Suburbs OPEBO Vox Emoviolence My Little Pony Lena Dunham Hipster Christianity Chuch IRA Dudefest Ingress Sneakers O'Toole Family Guy ALL LIBERAL ALL THE TIME South Park Fascists Suburbs OPEBO Vox Emoviolence My Little Pony Lena Dunham Hipster Christianity Chuch IRA Dudefest Ingress Sneakers O'Toole Family Guy ALL LIBERAL ALL THE TIME South Park Fascists Suburbs OPEBO Vox Emoviolence My Little Pony Lena Dunham Hipster Christianity Chuch IRA Dudefest Ingress Sneakers O'Toole Family Guy ALL LIBERAL ALL THE TIME South Park Fascists Suburbs OPEBO Vox Emoviolence My Little Pony Lena Dunham Hipster Christianity Chuch IRA Dudefest Ingress Sneakers O'Toole Family Guy ALL LIBERAL ALL THE TIME South Park Fascists Suburbs OPEBO Vox Emoviolence My Little Pony Lena Dunham Hipster Christianity Chuch IRA Dudefest Ingress Sneakers O'Toole Family Guy ALL LIBERAL ALL THE TIME South Park Fascists Suburbs OPEBO Vox Emoviolence My Little Pony Lena Dunham Hipster Christianity Chuch IRA Dudefest Ingress Sneakers O'Toole Family Guy ALL LIBERAL ALL THE TIME South Park Fascists Suburbs OPEBO Vox Emoviolence My Little Pony Lena Dunham Hipster Christianity Chuch IRA Dudefest Ingress Sneakers O'Toole Family Guy ALL LIBERAL ALL THE TIME South Park Fascists Suburbs OPEBO Vox Emoviolence My Little Pony Lena Dunham Hipster Christianity Chuch IRA Dudefest Ingress Sneakers O'Toole Family Guy ALL LIBERAL ALL THE TIME South Park Fascists Suburbs OPEBO Vox Emoviolence My Little Pony Lena Dunham Hipster Christianity Chuch IRA Dudefest Ingress Sneakers O'Toole Family Guy ALL LIBERAL ALL THE TIME South Park Fascists Suburbs OPEBO Vox Emoviolence My Little Pony Lena Dunham Hipster Christianity Chuch IRA Dudefest Ingress Sneakers O'Toole Family Guy ALL LIBERAL ALL THE TIME South Park Fascists Suburbs OPEBO Vox Emoviolence My Little Pony Lena Dunham Hipster Christianity Chuch IRA Dudefest Ingress Sneakers O'Toole Family Guy ALL LIBERAL ALL THE TIME South Park Fascists Suburbs OPEBO Vox Emoviolence My Little Pony Lena Dunham Hipster Christianity Chuch IRA Dudefest Ingress Sneakers O'Toole Family Guy ALL LIBERAL ALL THE TIME South Park Fascists Suburbs OPEBO Vox Emoviolence My Little Pony Lena Dunham Hipster Christianity Chuch IRA

That can really all just be collapsed into the category 'Himself', surely?

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

cute girls in hoodies (normal)

[Mr. Reactionary]

Classic Conservative

[angus]

There are so many options, a poll would never be able to truly give this topic true justice. Discuss.

Strippers were always a favorite.  That seems to have ended a decade ago. 

He also did some pretty interesting polls back then:

"Would you rather tongue kiss your grandmother or give Strom Thurmond a handjob?" 

It was a simpler time.  I miss those days.

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He still makes 'interesting' polls on AAD, depending on how you look at it. The problem is that every single poll involves women's feet and/or Vox somehow.