Has anyone seen this cool new hipster Islam group?

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wow! I'm impressed, they've only been around for two years or so and they've made quite the impression. Bit of information on how great they are:

- they're fully committed to the destruction of culture. Trust me, they don't care about their ancestor's "cultural traditions" or the ancient Mesopotamian heritage or whatever, they're just rootless cosmopolitans from all over dedicated to building a Caliphate. Sweet!

- don't worry, they're not tedious old religious scholars. They're all young people who interpret the faith in the way they wish! Heck they're so tolerant they even have people who get their Koranic knowledge from a "For Dummies" book. Inspiring!

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Lmao.

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Lmao.

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Their fatwas read like BuzzFeed articles.

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I hear they're not very progressive though, and they aren't too respectful of women.

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I hear they're not very progressive though, and they aren't too respectful of women.

But they're totally against the mainstream, dude.