Say something nice about Clinton, Sanders, Rubio, and Trump

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Why isn't Cruz, Carson, or Kasich included?

Because they have no chance (to survive make your time).

[Reaganfan]

Hillary Clinton has done a fantastic job of repairing her image. I remember like yesterday around the year 2000, watching how she got ripped to shreds and made fun of on Letterman, Leno, SNL during her "carpetbagging" to New York. Once she lost in 2008, I seriously doubted the Democratic Party would return to her, especially after ushering in the Obama era. Her political calculations, regardless of what you think of them, have been brilliant.

Sanders is more an anointed one. He wouldn't be known if Elizabeth Warren or someone else had entered the race. He is a definite sign of the Democrats moving extreme left. It's disturbing, but his politics aside, he seems very likable.

Rubio is a future President, seriously. I think in any other year, he would have the nomination and defeat the Democratic nominee. He is youthful, conservative, likable and charismatic. Beautiful family, good message. Not much to dislike, even if I didn't support him.

Trump has been amazing in the way he's won every argument and debate. He framed this entire election. Win or lose, he's still probably the Person of the Year.

[Darthpi – Anti-Florida Activist]

Why isn't Cruz, Carson, or Kasich included?

Because they have no chance (to survive make your time).

What you say!?

[This account no longer in use.]

Why isn't Cruz, Carson, or Kasich included?

Because they have no chance (to survive make your time).

What you say!?

Somebody set up us the bomb.

[MyRescueKittehRocks]

Why isn't Cruz, Carson, or Kasich included?

Because they have no chance (to survive make your time).

Cruz has a viable path.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Why isn't Cruz, Carson, or Kasich included?

Because they have no chance (to survive make your time).

Cruz has a viable path.

I mean I guess he could move ZIG for great justice, but he won't.

[Xing]

Why isn't Cruz, Carson, or Kasich included?

Because they have no chance (to survive make your time).

Cruz has a viable path.

I mean I guess he could move ZIG for great justice, but he won't.

Well, it's too late, because all the Republican base are belong to Trump.

[Lincoln Republican]

Clinton - has done some very good work with disadvantaged children

Sanders - has shown tremendous courage in taking on the Democratic establishment

Rubio - has come up from very humble beginnings to become a tremendous success

Trump - has fought his way back from bankruptcy

I am going to add another candidate

Cruz - the best public speaker and debater in this election cycle, one of the smartest graduates with a Juris Doctor degree from Harvard

[Mike Thick]

Clinton's done some nice phailanthropic stuff. Sanders has the guts to say what he believes, regardless of how it plays with the public, which I genuinely admire. Rubio is generally charismatic (excepting that one gaffe), and is obviously a bright guy. Trump has been outstandingly successful in the private sector, which takes more than we can fully appreciate.

[Clark Kent]

Hillary Clinton is very experienced and would probably know what she's doing as President.

Comrade Sanders hasn't killed 20 million people.

Donald Trump is an incredible con artist.

Marco Rubio will be an amazing President.

[IceSpear]

Clinton - Extremely intelligent, accomplished, and has the most experience by far of any candidate.
Sanders - Very principled, in both ideology and campaign tactics.
Rubio - His story really is the epitome of "The American Dream."
Trump - Extremely entertaining and funny. I've loved watching him wreck the GOP, but even if he wasn't succeeding the guy would still be damn hilarious.

[Figueira]

Clinton has done a lot of activism in her life, and I'm fairly confident that she'll lead the Democrats to victory in November.

Sanders genuinely believes in what he says, has inspired millions of people, is a good Senator, and also has a good activist record.


Trump has exposed the GOP base for what it is.

This, and:

Rubio: He is a Miami Dolphins fan.
Trump: He has been brilliant in tricking people into associating his name with excellence and quality, and he is brilliant at dominating an election without actually giving one real reason why he is qualified to be president.

Also, I didn't mean to imply that I don't believe what Sanders says. I do, mostly.

[MIKESOWELL]

Hillary Clinton has marketed improved her oratory skills, back in the 1990s/early to mid 2000s it was very monotone, she still needs improvement on her timing, but she's very good now.

Bernie Sanders has been very consistent in his general message, and he is very knowledgeable on the issues

Marco Rubio.....has come a long way in his life, and he seems to be appealing to a lot of people in this country

Donald Trump......is very confident.

[MyRescueKittehRocks]

Why isn't Cruz, Carson, or Kasich included?

Because they have no chance (to survive make your time).

Cruz has a viable path.

I mean I guess he could move ZIG for great justice, but he won't.

Well, it's too late, because all the Republican base are belong to Trump.

The Republican base are belong to Cruz. Trump is the establishment.

[Negusa Nagast 🚀]

Why isn't Cruz, Carson, or Kasich included?

Because they have no chance (to survive make your time).

Cruz has a viable path.

I mean I guess he could move ZIG for great justice, but he won't.

Well, it's too late, because all the Republican base are belong to Trump.

The Republican base are belong to Cruz. Trump is the establishment.

It is astounding at how divorced from facts and reality you are. Literally, all of the time.

[TJ in Oregon]

Clinton: I respect that she stayed with Bill.
Sanders: He actually believes in something rather than just against things.
Rubio: Marco is the best hope we have.
Trump: He's broken the paradigm where the way to debate every issue is by rushing to see who can be the most offended and oppressed.

[Admiral Kizaru]

Hilary Clinton - The most experienced, competent and ready president that we'll ever have.

Bernie Sanders - Sincere, principled and authentic - a good man who commands nothing but my full respect. Has shifted the overton window in the Democratic party and in the process move Hillary to the left.

Marco Rubio - Even though we laugh on here about how often he mentions it on the trail (my father was a bartender you know etc), his rise from humble beginnings to a leading candidate for next president is impressive.

Donald Trump - The greatest natural politician and media manipulator that I've ever seen in my life.

[Sasquatch]

Clinton: Push for Universal Healthcare in the 1990s. Very qualified.

Sanders: Fighting the good fight for decades on many issues. Good, decent man.

Rubio: Great guy to have at party.

TRUMP: Destroying the GOP Establishment with each passing day.

[Meclazine for Israel]

Clinton - Trooper who endures
Sanders - Can do Larry David impersonations.
Rubio - Poster Boy
Trump - Idiosynchratic

[pho]

Hillary Clinton is probably not a reptilian.
Bernie Sanders doesn't pander, he actually believes all of it.
Marco Rubio dresses very fashionably.
Donald Trump is a natural.

[DS0816]

Clinton is good at lying.
Sanders is good at stupidity.
Rubio is a good speaker.
Trump is good at inducing hate.

Not really.

Too many of Marco Rubio's speeches make him sound like he's suffering some sort of grief. This is not "good."

[Meclazine for Israel]

Marco Rubio does get this high pitched

"Donald never washes the dishes"

song and dance.

"It's not fair!"

"Every other boy at school wears Nike".

Once he loses that entitled moaning sound, he will get his real message out to more people. He is intelligent.

[ag]

Well, one thing to be said about Trump, he is not as horrible as his supporters. He is a talented showman, who knows how to serve the basest, most vile instincts of the public: and he is good at it. That is, unlike his supporters, he is actually good at something, other than defecating.

[MyRescueKittehRocks]

Why isn't Cruz, Carson, or Kasich included?

Because they have no chance (to survive make your time).

Cruz has a viable path.

I mean I guess he could move ZIG for great justice, but he won't.

Well, it's too late, because all the Republican base are belong to Trump.

The Republican base are belong to Cruz. Trump is the establishment.

It is astounding at how divorced from facts and reality you are. Literally, all of the time.

Nope. I'm not