Union Party of Vermont PAC

[King]

*a married couple seated at some McMansioned breakfast nook*

Man:  I have some good news and bad news:  The bad news is our stock value is down, I lost my job, and we can't afford the operation so Tiny Tim will die.

Woman:  Oh dear!  What's the good news?

Man:  I just saved loads of money on car insurance by switching to Geico.

Woman:  Now we can wreck our car to pay for new shoes!

Man:  You mean Tiny Tim's operation, right?

Woman:  Who?

Announcer:  Vote Constitutional Union!


If this crappy advertising is good enough for geckos and Adlai Stevenson, then it is good enough for me!

[King]

Woman:  Are you looking for that strong, lasting, and quality experience?  Then Constitutional Union Party may be for you.

Announcers:  Although rare, political campaign rallies lasting longer than 4 hours require immediate medical attention.

Woman:  Constitutional Union - it's what millions of centrists count on!

[Sam Spade]

It is nice to hear we have a PAC in Vermont now. 

I hope they own a nice piece of land in the Vermont countryside, very beautiful place.