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Question: What percent of your ear boogers do you swallow?
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zero
 
#2
one hundred
 
#3
somewhere in between 0 and 100
 
#4
ewww, gtfo!
 
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« on: May 15, 2014, 09:55:17 PM »

100% for me.  Also, I don't dick around like that American politician, who tried to pretend, for the sake of the audience, that he was chewing on his fingernails (a much, much worse offense, imho!)  I prefer the style of that Australian dude who simply ate it and then got on with his business. 

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« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2014, 09:57:23 PM »

uh i would hope nobody eats their earwax.
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« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2014, 11:57:03 PM »

Eww, that's disgusting...
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« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2014, 12:17:32 AM »

Let me get this straight. There actually are people who consume their ear wax?
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« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2014, 01:40:14 AM »

I never tried it nor do I ever want to. That's gross and I hope you're kidding angus. Just eww!
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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2014, 07:06:51 AM »

Let me get this straight. There actually are people who consume their ear wax?

Indeed, and in the anglophone world it's a major political issue.  I am considering voting for Tom Wolfe for governor, but I need to find his views on earwax eating before I can decide. 
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« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2014, 07:48:28 AM »


That's a pretty low threshold.. disgusting to me brings to mind much more vile things. Here is a list!!!

Ewww: A worm, dancing on the pavement after a light spring shower
Icky: Eating ear boogers*
Yuck: Accidentally touching a streak mark on someone else's underpants
Disgusting: Licking a stranger's used band-aid found in the gutter
Vile: Live maggots dripping, wringling, out of your sinuses into your nose
Abhorrent: Mung and that

* hairs throughout the ear boogers bring this to level "Yuck"
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« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2014, 09:04:08 AM »

How does anyone take something from a non-oral (and, I suppose, non-reproductive) orifice and decide they want to stick it in their mouth?
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« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2014, 03:16:37 PM »

What's the point?

Unless you can intelligently convey some reason for its existence, I would call this a troll poll.  I'd expect this sort of silliness from BRTD or waltermitty.  What are you up to?

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« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2014, 05:24:35 PM »

What's the point?

Unless you can intelligently convey some reason for its existence, I would call this a troll poll.  I'd expect this sort of silliness from BRTD or waltermitty.  What are you up to?


Well played, grasshopper.

Just noticed this, by the way.  Glad I did, too, because I needed the distraction.  I could think of at least seven responses to politicallefty's post, and six of them would probably earn me a few points.  
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« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2014, 07:27:58 AM »

Just noticed this, by the way.  Glad I did, too, because I needed the distraction.  I could think of at least seven responses to politicallefty's post, and six of them would probably earn me a few points.

To be honest, that post was about half-serious and half-facetious. I probably should've had some sort of smiley at the end.
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« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2014, 06:07:38 PM »

None of your earwax. Smiley
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