What is the preceding poster's idea of "Freedom"?

President Jerry Clinton realizes that if America, the nation he grew up in, the nation that his father once led so beautifully in the before time; when capitalism, freedom, and democracy rained supreme was to be brought back, he must act, and act quickly. In this future timeline, after his dear step mother served 2 terms as President from 2016-2024, a man whose name is used as a curse word in much of America assumed the office and drove the good old U.S. of A into the ground. So while there is still an office of President, as was previously mentioned, it was simply a puppet of whatever the will of the Red Chinese until President Clinton. However President or General Clinton as he has been so affectionately referred to as lately is about to lead his army into battle. All of America has been freed from the oppressive Red Chinese except for one region.... his beloved Dixie.

He kisses his gorgeous blonde lover passionately, (#22 of the day) for quite possibly the last time and heads to the last underground meeting of The Murica' Restoration Army, for the next day is the start of "Operation TobaccoField" the last segment of Clinton's brilliant plan which has been executed flawlessly thus far. President Clinton entrusts his best generals with other various areas of the deep south, however Jerry himself takes lead of the fight for his homeland.. Arkansas. The (MRA) awaits the arrival of the PRC's forces patiently. It's quiet, too quiet... Vice President Barry Goldwater III (R-WA) is fearlessly right by the President's side.

(Jerry Clinton Circa 2053: Battle of New York)

Suddenly, BANG! President Clinton's horse has been struck by the bullet of a far away sniper, President Clinton ducks and hops on another one of his personal stallions. Suddenly out of the woods. The cry "AMBUSH!!!" is heard from many brave warriors. The furious Red Army soldiers are brutal in their attack, taking many men out in a guerrilla style fashion. But they cannot take the heart and soul of the army, President Clinton, Jerry takes on what looks 12 or 13 PRC soldiers at a time, with ease. Following their Dear Leader's example, The MRA regroups, and Clinton leads his men on a 12 mile death hike through the woods, and after 3 days of seemingly eternal valiant fighting, they arrive at the state house in Little Rock. The red flag of the People's Republic of China is waving rapidly in the wind, practically mocking the valiant warriors. President Clinton himself carries the American flag and is about to bring down the Communist banner of oppression, and officially take back his beloved Arkansas by placing Old Glory at the top of the statehouse. Upon approach Clinton starts smiling, until he suddenly notices a lone red army soldier in his peripheral vision, BANG, Jerry Clinton is shot in the leg, "F**K!" screams the President. The Red Army soldier smiles smugly and is about to finish the President, when suddenly, almost out of nowhere, VP Goldwater appears with a large sword, AH!!!!!! Twice into the chest of the soldier killing him almost instantly. Goldwater slashes the rope that ties the Communist banner to the top of Little Rock's most important building, and the dirty flag falls to the ground. Goldwater speaks, "you can make it, my friend" President Clinton now limping ad struggling to carry on, finally approaches and ties the flag that our fathers, grandfathers, and great grandfathers, fought and died for to the pole, and slowly raises it up. The cheers of many are heard for miles, if not thousands of miles. "Things will change, our Union is back, and it's all thanks to you, you're a hero among heroes." Says a smiling Vice President Goldwater.

LATER THAT EVENING:

A large Southern celebration is underway, fried foods, BBQ, girls with plaid shirts, and short jeans, guns, and alcohol are all there. President Clinton and Vice President Goldwater light up a celebratory joint, and Goldwater hops into his corvette convertible and hits the road. Apparently, he is headed west for a showdown with some Native Americans, his long hair flowing in the wind behind him, as many cheer him until he is so far away that their cheers are no longer audible to him. President Clinton decides to head into the statehouse for a trip down memory lane. He plays videos of speeches made by his late father on the holographic projection that surrounds the entire room (cuz it's 2053). He smiles, and feels even a little sad, as Don Mclean's American Pie plays softly in the background. It has only been 3 years, yet he feels it has been forever since his father's passing. Suddenly, the door opens behind him, he turns around and drops his glass of whiskey, his eyes tear up......... Dad!

EDIT: I did this when Jerry was the preceding poster.

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