I'd like to thank Doctor Cynic for thinking enough of me to ask me to be his running mate, and I'd like to thank our supporters who, despite multiple quality candidates being on the ballot, chose to pick us as their choice. It was a rough count, but I believe we earned the right to be decimated in the final round - if so, it really is appreciated that our supporters pushed us that far. The Party itself had a turbulent process in fielding a candidate and ultimately picking one in the primary, so I'm glad that we did as well as we did in such a divided field.
I've been of the persuasion for quite some time that Duke would make an excellent President and his ascension to the highest office in the land would be one that is good for the country. Besides, it's much more delightful to see a Labor-friendly pragmatic conservative win, as opposed to someone who simply cannot understand nor embrace the radical homosexual ties that The People and The Party once enjoyed.
May those embers be revived and may we have a hot, steamy winter ahead of us!