Pot Pipe Found in Kid's Burger King Meal

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ABC News

You know it's bad when you can't even walk into a Burger King without worrying about your toddler getting high from his Happy Meal.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

You mean grandpappy didn't smoke the mj filled pipe?  WTF.  Loser.

[anvi]

No wonder they call it a happy meal. 

[angus]

He said the 4-year-old... could have inhaled the marijuana...

because, as everyone knows, four-year-old children often accidentally purchase lighters, learn how to operate them, and then hold them over the bowl for an extended period while taking a big toke on the tubular portion of the pipe. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

He said the 4-year-old... could have inhaled the marijuana...

because, as everyone knows, four-year-old children often accidentally purchase lighters, learn how to operate them, and then hold them over the bowl for an extended period while taking a big toke on the tubular portion of the pipe. 

I could at 7 years old......but 4, no way. 

[angus]

Funny you mention that.  My son asked me just the other day, "Which end of the cigarette do people smoke, the brown end or the white end?"

That's not as bad as a few months ago when he asked me how the seed gets inside the vagina. 

So far he's satisfied with short answers like "The white end is lit" and "It squirts in, like a watergun."

They grow up so fast.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Funny you mention that.  My son asked me just the other day, "Which end of the cigarette do people smoke, the brown end or the white end?"

That's not as bad as a few months ago when he asked me how the seed gets inside the vagina. 

So far he's satisfied with short answers like "The white end is lit" and "It squirts in, like a watergun."

They grow up so fast.

Yeah, when the young man takes a keen interest in the fact he has a watergun, it won't be pleasant.  Have fun, Dad.   

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lol the watergun analogy is phenomenal

I guess this could only happen in Michigan

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"Dad, what's bukkake?"

"Well son, it's like a watergun fight.. for grown ups."

[Oldiesfreak1854]

First, please don't genericize it by calling it a "Happy Meal."  I've heard plenty of people do that, but that's McDonald's only.  If anybody else tried to use that name, they would probably get sued for copyright infringement. 

Second, this reminds me of the woman who found the finger in her Wendy's chili, or the kid who supposedly died after getting bitten by rattlesnakes in a McDonald's/Burger King ball pit, except those were hoaxes, and this appears to be real.,