A Confession

[Oldiesfreak1854]

I have an important confession to make: I am a sock.  I am not a Republican, and I don't care at all about the civil rights movement or anything else like that on here.  What you see is all an act.

APRIL FOOL'S!!!!!!!

[Marokai Backbeat]

If you were anyone else this would be a mildly amusing satire.

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

I have an important confession to make: I am a sock.  I am not a Republican, and I don't care at all about the civil rights movement or anything else like that on here.  What you see is all an act.

APRIL FOOL'S!!!!!!!

DIAF

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

I have an important confession to make: I am a sock.  I am not a Republican, and I don't care at all about the civil rights movement or anything else like that on here.  What you see is all an act.

APRIL FOOL'S!!!!!!!

DIAF

This does seem strangely like the type of thread you'd have made in your early days. Nevertheless, there is no excuse for this.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Okay then.

[King]

Nest time, try to hold that you're making an April Fools joke for a bit longer than the next line.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I am leaving the forum

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

DIAF

This does seem strangely like the type of thread you'd have made in your early days. Nevertheless, there is no excuse for this.

I also used to sh[inks] in my own pants in days much earlier than that, is there an excuse for that?

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

DIAF

This does seem strangely like the type of thread you'd have made in your early days. Nevertheless, there is no excuse for this.

I also used to sh[inks] in my own pants in days much earlier than that, is there an excuse for that?

Well I think that would depend on your age.

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

DIAF

This does seem strangely like the type of thread you'd have made in your early days. Nevertheless, there is no excuse for this.

I also used to sh[inks] in my own pants in days much earlier than that, is there an excuse for that?

Well I think that would depend on your age.

Touche.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Aw damn. I was gearing up for "I'm black".

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

You can f**k up even a standard April Fools joke.