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MAS117
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« on: February 16, 2005, 07:56:48 PM »
« edited: February 16, 2005, 08:00:06 PM by Gov. MAS117 »

Ladies and Gentlemen of the forum. So far, there has been 2 reported and very mysertious mysteries of unsolved murders here in Atlasia. The first was of Hermit, who was last seen awhile back, and was supposely killed right before the election. We believe him to be dead. And now, the second, Mr. Watson, has been deleted and believed missing. I have ordered the Northeastern National Guard, and more specifically the 45th Divison of the Army Rangers, out too look for both men and there killers. Any news I shall post immediately. Thank you, and lets pray for these brave men.

               - Governor MAS117

P.S. The National Guard has also CRUSHED the coup d'état tryed by Mr. ColinW of PA and Mr. Andrew of NY.

P.P.S. I will also be investigating the alleged drug use of Sen. Nym90.
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Jake
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« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2005, 08:00:17 PM »

45th Division, of the Army Rangers.  There is no such animal Cheesy
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Peter
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« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2005, 08:07:22 PM »

P.S. The National Guard has also CRUSHED the coup d'état tryed by Mr. ColinW of PA and Mr. Andrew of NY.

Do you want me to behead these treasonous bastards?
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MAS117
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« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2005, 08:13:05 PM »

P.S. The National Guard has also CRUSHED the coup d'état tryed by Mr. ColinW of PA and Mr. Andrew of NY.

Do you want me to behead these treasonous bastards?

Yes High Lord Executioner.
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Colin
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« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2005, 08:18:44 PM »

P.S. The National Guard has also CRUSHED the coup d'état tryed by Mr. ColinW of PA and Mr. Andrew of NY.

Do you want me to behead these treasonous bastards?

Yes High Lord Executioner.

Well there is a problem. This was proposed on Teamspeak and in compliance with the Mike Naso Act of 2005 nothing on Teamspeak can be brought out of Teamspeak especially if it can lead to you being beheaded.
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MAS117
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« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2005, 08:20:10 PM »

I hereby order a stay on Mr. Wixted and Mr. Andrew. The Lord High Executioner will retire to this chambers.
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Peter
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« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2005, 08:20:16 PM »

P.S. The National Guard has also CRUSHED the coup d'état tryed by Mr. ColinW of PA and Mr. Andrew of NY.

Do you want me to behead these treasonous bastards?

Yes High Lord Executioner.

I am the Lord High Executioner for the Record.


The Right Honourable The Lord High Executioner, Supreme Commander of the Troll Army, Supreme Dispenser of Mortal Justice and Defender of the Satanic Faith, to Colin Wixted and Andrew Berger, Greeting!

You shall be hung until half-dead, then drawn to the gallows and there quartered. You have the right to petition Our Dread Sovereign Lord, the Supreme Dictator, for his clemency: if he shall accept, you are to be set free, but if he shall decline, you shall instead be crushed to death by an elephant. You have the right to petition Our Dread Lord, the Lord High Executioner; if he shall accept, you shall be imprisoned in the dungeons for the remainder of your life, but if he shall decline, you shall be crushed to death by an elephant. You have the right to remain silent during the execution. You have the right to not have any further rights. You have the right to be executed now.
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« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2005, 08:20:57 PM »

I hereby order a stay on Mr. Wixted and Mr. Andrew. The Lord High Executioner will retire to this chambers.

These are non-revokable orders. They're as good as dead now.
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« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2005, 08:22:35 PM »

I hereby order a stay on Mr. Wixted and Mr. Andrew. The Lord High Executioner will retire to this chambers.

These are non-revokable orders. They're as good as dead now.

(Coming in as the good guy) I ORDER YOU TO STOP THESE PROCEDINGS!
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« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2005, 10:40:52 PM »

P.S. The National Guard has also CRUSHED the coup d'état tryed by Mr. ColinW of PA and Mr. Andrew of NY.

Do you want me to behead these treasonous bastards?

Yes High Lord Executioner.

I am the Lord High Executioner for the Record.


The Right Honourable The Lord High Executioner, Supreme Commander of the Troll Army, Supreme Dispenser of Mortal Justice and Defender of the Satanic Faith, to Colin Wixted and Andrew Berger, Greeting!

You shall be hung until half-dead, then drawn to the gallows and there quartered. You have the right to petition Our Dread Sovereign Lord, the Supreme Dictator, for his clemency: if he shall accept, you are to be set free, but if he shall decline, you shall instead be crushed to death by an elephant. You have the right to petition Our Dread Lord, the Lord High Executioner; if he shall accept, you shall be imprisoned in the dungeons for the remainder of your life, but if he shall decline, you shall be crushed to death by an elephant. You have the right to remain silent during the execution. You have the right to not have any further rights. You have the right to be executed now.

I will not be hung, Lord High Executioner since I have been your ally since the Revolution. Now Colin on the other hand...
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« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2005, 10:43:14 PM »

lunatics...

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