2016 - Lol what?

[Knives]

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, our nation is in dire straights, Mitt Romney has failed you and I. Unemployment is reaching 15% and there are no sign of improvement. Having run the successful O Network for 5 years, and countless other ventures for my entire life, I am announcing my run as President of the United States"

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Democratic Primary National Polls

Businesswoman Winfrey - 67%
Governor Cuomo - 12%
Senator Warren - 9%
Former Vice President Biden - 3%
Others - 9%

Iowa Polls

Winfrey - 87%
Cuomo - 7%
Others - 7%

[morgieb]

Interesting idea. Might even do better than a Hillary run.

[Stand With Israel. Crush Hamas]

Now Romney should get a primary challenge from California Governor Grammar.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Yes.

[Warren 4 Secretary of Everything]

Winfrey-Cain 2016!!!!!!

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Hold on, who was "Ron"? Was it Ron Paul? Because I'm pretty sure he supports cutting taxes.

[Wake Me Up When The Hard Border Ends]

Phone conversations pre-Iowa

Mitt: Ron, how's it going?
Ron: Going to be much better when I destroy you in Iowa.
Mitt: Ron, you ain't winning jack sh**t, you're just making an easier case for that fat c**nt to come in here and destroy what we stand for.
Ron: What we stand for? What we stand for? Are ing around with me, you're a failure, the economy has fallen back into recession and unempyment has skyrocketed!? Do you honestly believe entering Mali and Somalia was the best decision for this country, or did some dickhead in Oklahoma bend your dick on it? Did you really think cutting wankers like Donald Trump's & Meg Whitman's taxes was going to help this country and make our brand popular!? Did you really be-...
Mitt: Now listen here you old c**nt, the bullsh**t ends now, either quit or leave the ing party! You hear me!?
Ron: Well  you then, enjoy me taking 10% OF YOUR ING VOTE IN EVERY STATE!? I WILL ING DESTROY YOU AND YOUR FAMILY NAME!!!!!!!!!!!
Mitt: You know Ron, I used to admire you. I loved that you stood for something, and now you've resorted to petty insults, I'm saddened for your decline in character.
Ron: And I saddened about the fact that Joe Biden's slamming your wife's pussy as you speak right now. See ya c**nt.

I don't think Romney or Paul would use such foul language.

Interesting thread though, keep it up!

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Oh, it's very fun.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

The O'Reilly piece seems... harsh. I don't believe I've heard Obama described by O'Reilly, etc. as "a son of a bitch" or "a bastard" or "this vile human being". (and "socialist" in vogue as opposed to "communist". ) Although, looking at the title and the conversation between Mitt and Paul, I'm guessing "unhinged" is what this tl is going for.

[Vosem]

Let's go Romney!

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Ron Paul using foul language and opposing tax cuts is pretty impossible.

[emcee0]

keep this going, it looks interesting.

[Enderman]

Jindal 2016!!!

[MadmanMotley]

Ron Paul 2016!

[Enderman]

Ron Paul 2016!

Okay.