Dream Cabinet mk2.0

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Let's do this fun game again. You've been named President/PM of any country, and you can now name your cabinet, of any size and including any positions and titles you wish. You can include forum members, living human beings and dead human beings

[Oakvale]

I'll play - here's an all-forum member edition. As with all parliamentary governments I'm putting people in various departments based on many factors, but not necessarily their suitability for the job.

Taoiseach: Me, I suppose?    
Tánaiste: Jas.
Minister for Foreign Affairs and Trade: Hashemite.
Minister for the Environment, Community and Local Government: Polnut.
Minister for Finance: TheDeadFlagBlues.
Minister for Justice and Equality: Badger.
Minister for Defence: Bacon King.
Minister for Education and Skills: Franzl.
Minister for Agriculture, Food and the Marine: Gustaf.
Minister for Communications, Energy and Natural Resources: TJ In Cleve.
Minister for Public Expenditure and Reform: Torie, since he'd be willing to be the bad guy if need be.
Minister for Children and Youth Affairs: SJoyceFLA is a young, so him.
Minister for Jobs, Enterprise and Innovation: Mechaman.    
Minister for Health: Gully Foyle.
Minister for Social Protection: Afleitch.   
Minister for Transport, Tourism and Sport: Yelnoc.
Minister for Arts, Heritage and the Gaeltacht: Mechaman, although I'm tempted to pick BRTD.

I didn't manage to fit him into the Cabinet proper, but he'd be handy to have around so I'd have Nathan as the "super-junior" Minister for State who attends Cabinet meetings.

[Franzl]

Based on the German Bundeskabinett:

Chancellor: Me. This is my government, after all!
Economics: Swedish Cheese
Foreign: Belgian
Environment: Snowguy
Defense: Antonio
Family: Al
Interior: Tender
Education: Anvi
Health: Afleitch
Agriculture: Torie
Finance: Gustaf
Labor: Marokai
Transport: Kalwejt
Development: Oakvale
Justice: Badger

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Based on the German Bundeskabinett:

Chancellor: Me. This is my government, after all!
Economics: Swedish Cheese
Foreign: Belgian
Environment: Snowguy
Defense: Antonio
Family: Al
Interior: Tender
Education: Anvi
Health: Afleitch
Agriculture: Torie
Finance: Gustaf
Labor: Marokai
Transport: Kalwejt
Development: Oakvale
Justice: Badger

I didn't know you hate transport that much to put me in charge

[Donerail]

Taoiseach: Me, I suppose?    
Tánaiste: Jas.
Minister for Foreign Affairs and Trade: Hashemite.
Minister for the Environment, Community and Local Government: Polnut.
Minister for Finance: TheDeadFlagBlues.
Minister for Justice and Equality: Badger.
Minister for Defence: Bacon King.
Minister for Education and Skills: Franzl.
Minister for Agriculture, Food and the Marine: Gustaf.
Minister for Communications, Energy and Natural Resources: TJ In Cleve.
Minister for Public Expenditure and Reform: Torie, since he'd be willing to be the bad guy if need be.
Minister for Children and Youth Affairs: SJoyceFLA is a young, so him.
Minister for Jobs, Enterprise and Innovation: Mechaman.    
Minister for Health: Gully Foyle.
Minister for Social Protection: Afleitch.   
Minister for Transport, Tourism and Sport: Yelnoc.
Minister for Arts, Heritage and the Gaeltacht: Mechaman, although I'm tempted to pick BRTD.

What exactly does that minister do? King of R'Clubs and such?

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Uh, let's see... Don't know if there's someone to fit with every position, but I'll try.

Secretary of State: Benconstine (D-VA)
Secretary of the Treasury: Torie (R-CA)
Secretary of Defense: Clarence (R-FL)
Attorney General: TJ in Cleve (R-OH)
Secretary of the Interior: AndrewCT (R-PA)
Secretary of Agriculture: Tmthforu94 (R-IN)
Secretary of Commerce:
Secretary of Labor: ChairmanSanchez (R-FL)
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Nathan (D-MA)
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development:
Secretary of Transportation: Yelnoc (I-GA)
Secretary of Energy: Muon2 (R-IL)
Secretary of Education: ZuWo (O-SW)
Secretary of Veterans' Affairs:
Secretary of Homeland Security:

White House Chief of Staff: Dallasfan65 (L-MA)
National Security Adviser: Dead0man (I-NE)
Ambassador to the United Nations: SJoyceFla (I-FL)
White House Press Secretary: 20RP12 (L-PA)
Ambassador to Poland: Kalwejt (G-PL)
Head of the Drug Enforcement Administration: Mechaman (R-OK)

...Hell, I got no ideas. I'd like to install some of my more libertarian friends, but I can just see them just abolishing whatever department they get. I'll think of more as time goes on.

Okay, got a couple more filled. There are a couple people in this that I don't know too well. However, people like AndrewCT have experience in government and I believe Dead0man was in the military, so I'd like their somewhat more experienced advice.

[Yelnoc]

As has been discussed in chat, my government would be an oligarchical triumvirate featuring myself, Oakvale, and Cincinnatus. 

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

As has been discussed in chat, my government would be an oligarchical triumvirate featuring myself, Oakvale, and Cincinnatus. 

That's it. For not including me, I appoint you Agriculture Secretary so I'm your boss.

[Yelnoc]

As has been discussed in chat, my government would be an oligarchical triumvirate featuring myself, Oakvale, and Cincinnatus. 

That's it. For not including me, I appoint you Agriculture Secretary so I'm your boss.

Heh, if you want your people to starve.  I've never lived on a farm.

But ok, you're officially the captain of my Praetorian Guard. 

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

As has been discussed in chat, my government would be an oligarchical triumvirate featuring myself, Oakvale, and Cincinnatus. 

That's it. For not including me, I appoint you Agriculture Secretary so I'm your boss.

Heh, if you want your people to starve.  I've never lived on a farm.

But ok, you're officially the captain of my Praetorian Guard. 

Are you having a death wish or what?

[Napoleon]

President: Napoleon
Vice President: Kalwejt
Secretary of State: Snowguy
Secretary of Treasury: Torie
Secretary of Defense: Jbrase
Attorney General: Scott
Secretary of the Interior: Fuzzybigfoot
Secretary of Agriculture: Angus
Secretary of Commerce: Gustaf
Secretary of Labor: Bgwah
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Seatown
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Averroes Nix
Secretary of Transportation: Bacon King
Secretary of Energy: Sbane
Secretary of Education: SJoyceFla
Secretary of Veteran's Affairs: Clarence
Secretary of Homeland Security: Shua
Chief of Staff: Dallasfan65

[Donerail]

President: SJoyceFla
Vice President: SJoyceFla
Secretary of State: SJoyceFla
Secretary of Treasury: SJoyceFla
Secretary of Defense: SJoyceFla
Attorney General: SJoyceFla
Secretary of the Interior: SJoyceFla
Secretary of Agriculture: Angus
Secretary of Commerce: Ben
Secretary of Labor: Napoleon
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Oakvale
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Adam Griffin
Secretary of Transportation: Yelnoc
Secretary of Energy: SJoyceFla
Secretary of Education: SJoyceFla
Secretary of Veteran's Affairs: Clarence
Secretary of Homeland Security: SJoyceFla
Chief of Staff: Dave Leip

I gave myself all the jobs I wanted and doled out the others.

[k-onmmunist]

Abolishing most of the sinecures to simplify this:

Prime Minister: Windis
Deputy Prime Minister: Mint
Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs: Wormyguy
Chancellor of the Exchequer: Al
Secretary of State for Justice: Officepark
Minister for Women and Equality: Windis
Secretary of State for Defence: Clarence
Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills: Beet
Secretary of State for Work and Pensions: Marokai Blue
Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change: Snowguy
Secretary of State for Health: Antonio V
Secretary of State for Education: Kalwejt
Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government: Xahar
Secretary of State for Transport: change08
Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs: Snowguy
Secretary of State for International Development: opebo
Secretary of State for Northern Ireland: BRTD
Secretary of State for Scotland: afleitch
Secretary of State for Wales: Al
Secretary of State for Culture, Olympics, Media and Sport: Mechaman
Minister without Portfolio (Minister of State): Hashemite

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Secretary of State for Northern Ireland: BRTD

I don't think Irish deserved this.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

As has been discussed in chat, my government would be an oligarchical triumvirate featuring myself, Oakvale, and Cincinnatus. 

That's it. For not including me, I appoint you Agriculture Secretary so I'm your boss.

Heh, if you want your people to starve.  I've never lived on a farm.

But ok, you're officially the captain of my Praetorian Guard. 

Are you having a death wish or what?

Don't hint at my plans!

Anyway, I bet you've ridden in cars before. You're at transportation. I got Tmth at Agriculture so I could slide Nathan into HHS. Only reason I'm including him--besides him seeming like a nice guy--are that now he's in a town council so he has some gvt experience.

Anyone wanna petition for the remaining empty slots?

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

As has been discussed in chat, my government would be an oligarchical triumvirate featuring myself, Oakvale, and Cincinnatus. 

That's it. For not including me, I appoint you Agriculture Secretary so I'm your boss.

Heh, if you want your people to starve.  I've never lived on a farm.

But ok, you're officially the captain of my Praetorian Guard. 

Are you having a death wish or what?

Don't hint at my plans!

Anyway, I bet you've ridden in cars before. You're at transportation. I got Tmth at Agriculture so I could slide Nathan into HHS. Only reason I'm including him--besides him seeming like a nice guy--are that now he's in a town council so he has some gvt experience.

Anyone wanna petition for the remaining empty slots?

I am one damn sexy Secretary of Labor

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

As has been discussed in chat, my government would be an oligarchical triumvirate featuring myself, Oakvale, and Cincinnatus. 

That's it. For not including me, I appoint you Agriculture Secretary so I'm your boss.

Heh, if you want your people to starve.  I've never lived on a farm.

But ok, you're officially the captain of my Praetorian Guard. 

Are you having a death wish or what?

Don't hint at my plans!

Anyway, I bet you've ridden in cars before. You're at transportation. I got Tmth at Agriculture so I could slide Nathan into HHS. Only reason I'm including him--besides him seeming like a nice guy--are that now he's in a town council so he has some gvt experience.

Anyone wanna petition for the remaining empty slots?

I am one damn sexy Secretary of Labor

You think I choose my cabinet secretaries based on any other factors? Of course not! That's why you were chosen!

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Prime Minister: Hashemite
Deputy Prime Minister; Minister of the Interior, Local Government and Decentralization: Antonio V
Minister of Finance and the Budget: big bad fab
Minister of Foreign Affairs and International Cooperation: Bacon King
Minister of the Environment, Sustainable Development and Energy: Oakvale
Minister of Justice and Civil Liberties: Mechaman
Minister of Education and Training: Kalwejt
Minister of Health and Social Services: Yelnoc
Minister of Defense and Public Safety: Smid
Minister of Labour and Skills Development: EarlAW
Minister of Industry: belgiansocialist
Minister of Agriculture and Fisheries: Polnut
Minister of Culture, Heritage and Communications: Nathan
Minister of Youth and Sports: SJoyceFla

Secretary of State for the Budget: Jas, with the Minister of Finance and the Budget
Secretary of State for Post-Secondary Education: Redalgo, with the Minister of Education and Training
Secretary of State for Families: afleitch, with the Minister of Health and Social Services
Secretary of State for Public Safety: Franzl, with the Minister of Defense and Public Safety
Secretary of State for Local Government and Democratic Reform: Xahar, with the Minister of the Interior, Local Government and Decentralization
Secretary of State for Transportation: Badger, with the Minister of the Environment, Sustainable Development and Energy
Secretary of State for the Public Service: Al, with the Minister of Labour and Skills Development
Secretary of State for Human Resources and Professional Development: Fuzzy, with the Minister of Labour and Skills Development
Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and the Digital Economy: Swedish Cheese, with the Minister of Industry
Secretary of State for International Development: TheDeadFlagBlues, with the Minister of Foreign Affairs and International Cooperation
Secretary of State for Veterans Affairs: clarence, with the Minister of Defense and Public Safety
Secretary of State for Tourism: Windis, with the Minister of Culture, Heritage and Communications

Those who bribe can get a job too.

[Donerail]

As has been discussed in chat, my government would be an oligarchical triumvirate featuring myself, Oakvale, and Cincinnatus. 

That's it. For not including me, I appoint you Agriculture Secretary so I'm your boss.

Heh, if you want your people to starve.  I've never lived on a farm.

But ok, you're officially the captain of my Praetorian Guard. 

Are you having a death wish or what?

Don't hint at my plans!

Anyway, I bet you've ridden in cars before. You're at transportation. I got Tmth at Agriculture so I could slide Nathan into HHS. Only reason I'm including him--besides him seeming like a nice guy--are that now he's in a town council so he has some gvt experience.

Anyone wanna petition for the remaining empty slots?

I'll petition for UN Ambassador! I would do Homeland Security, but I might end up abolishing it I'll also petition for tribuni plebis for Yel's empire.

[Yelnoc]

Right, so here is an update of the court.

Triumvirate:
Yelnoc
Oakvale
Cincinnatus

Tribunes:
Mechaman
SJoycefla

Praetorian Guard:
Cathcon (Prefect)
1st Cohort Leader Clarence
2nd Cohort Leader ?
3rd Cohort Leader ?

Court:
Translator Hashemite
Inventor TJinCleve


There are a lot more people that I will find positions for; still working out the kinks of my new empire.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

As has been discussed in chat, my government would be an oligarchical triumvirate featuring myself, Oakvale, and Cincinnatus. 

That's it. For not including me, I appoint you Agriculture Secretary so I'm your boss.

Heh, if you want your people to starve.  I've never lived on a farm.

But ok, you're officially the captain of my Praetorian Guard. 

Are you having a death wish or what?

Don't hint at my plans!

Anyway, I bet you've ridden in cars before. You're at transportation. I got Tmth at Agriculture so I could slide Nathan into HHS. Only reason I'm including him--besides him seeming like a nice guy--are that now he's in a town council so he has some gvt experience.

Anyone wanna petition for the remaining empty slots?

I'll petition for UN Ambassador! I would do Homeland Security, but I might end up abolishing it I'll also petition for tribuni plebis for Yel's empire.

Got it!

As well, in case I end up with an empire of my own, I guess I'll start designing the Imperial Advisory Committee