Herman Cain hosts a Tea Party with the Japanese

[King]

Taking 9-9-9 to the Orient:

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

These gentlemen are members of the Happiness Realization Party, the political wing of the Happy Science new religious movement (New Komeito, the junior party in most LDP coalitions these days, is the political wing of the much more mainstream Nichiren School of Buddhism). Happy Science is, basically, bizarre pacifist Japanese prosperity gospel. Make of that what you will.

[King]

These gentlemen are members of the Happiness Realization Party, the political wing of the Happy Science new religious movement (New Komeito, the junior party in most LDP coalitions these days, is the political wing of the much more mainstream Nichiren School of Buddhism). Happy Science is, basically, bizarre pacifist Japanese prosperity gospel. Make of that what you will.

Herman Cain is the real life Forrest Gump.